Copy Cat

He's a wannabe

He’s the hippest, coolest cat on the block!  Well, at least in his own mind.  He’s Copy Cat, resident wannabe and neverwas of the ES community.  Uncomfortable in his own fur, CC sets out to mold his image into something he can’t possibly hope to pull off, but that doesn’t keep him from trying.  He boosts his self-esteem by stealing the personal traits that make everyone else unique and calling them his own… which makes him feel like “one of the guys”.  However, Copy Cat is completely oblivious to the fact that everything he rips off from others comes out to be lame.

CC isn’t just a bad mimic however, he’s a full blown poser.  Though he likes to portray a hip gangsta image, neither he nor his love of 1970′s soft rock artists would last 5 seconds in the Hood.  He also insists on being called “Dr. Dragonfly” after he attained his PhD from MCU (Matchbook Cover University).  He displays his diploma he printed off the internet with pride, though it’s well known his doctoral thesis contained no footnotes and was done after only 15 minutes of “research” on Google.

Cheater!

I'm feeling lucky!

In an attempt to impress his friends, he created his own world of cartoon critters based around, who else, himself.  Though he possesses no artistic skill, he loves to show off his poorly drawn and colored comics featuring himself and his female companion MPPP (Miss Pretty Pink….. um, Cat), but not even in Copy Cat’s own imagination can MPPP possibly tolerate his overwhelming lameness in everything he does.

There are those who lead and there are those who follow, and then there are those who can’t really do either well.  Call him Copy Cat, call him Dr. Dragonfly…. but whatever you do, just don’t call him by his real name Nelly!  He hates that, and has been known to “temporarily” perish from heart failure at such an obscenity cast his way.  Even the late Redd Foxx isn’t immune from being Copy Catted….

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Bored 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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