The Mayans got it right, at least for this package of turkey bacon.
Yeah, I’m probably still a few days away from returning to business as usual around here, but I did have time to do a quick post about what I had for “breakfast” this morning (When you work overnights, breakfast is essentially dinner, just as Tuesday is my Friday). When I pulled this package of bacon out of the icebox (Yes, we still call fridges “iceboxes” around here) I couldn’t help but laugh when I noticed the expiration date on it. If you see this manufacturers code stamped somewhere on the earth, then maybe it will be time to worry…
And yes, it’s turkey bacon. I don’t care if it’s real bacon or not, I love it better then the real thing, which can be like chewing on a rubber band if it isn’t cooked right. Gobble! Gobble!
If I buy that stuff, my family throws rocks at me.
Wow! You have a tough crowd.
So much for trying to eat healthier around here..lol
Turkey Bacon? Wow! This is just wrong. Bacon is the single greatest food. EVER!
I had a feeling when I read your post the other day that this wouldn’t be Beard Approved. Don’t worry, I destroyed all evidence of the inferior turkey bacon… (burp)
Haha. Destroying the bad is the first step to recovery. Next step no more buying of the turkey bacon!
Wow! you have everything in America! We only have the non Apocalyptic porcine variety. : (
You remember when Erin’s birthday is…?
Of course, though that didn’t occur to me! I may give that a mention in my upcoming apocalypse post…
And I actually like rubber-band-y bacon, but I buy turkey sausage for the husband who wants sausage every day. Then there’s the smart-aleck son who commands; “Old woman, I demand your finest bacon!” on the weekends. Erin sticks to Cheerios. I bet her cholesterol is a negative number since she eats no meat and lives on Cheerios.
Oh no! I can’t stand Turkey Bacon – well it’s called Turkey Rashers over here! I don’t even know why I feel such an aversion to it, I think it’s because real bacon is just SO good!