This is a news flash from the Evil Squirrel’s Nest News Network!
People all across the world are reporting strange sightings! Social media sites are abuzz with news of bizarre appearances of a mysterious creature that has been dubbed “The Rainbow Donkey”. ESNNN exclusively obtained the following photo the Balzac family took while vacationing in Colorado, one of the first alleged sightings of the rainbow beast.
Wish you were here!
What is that mysterious being in the background, and why is Rover not the least bit interested in it?
These alarming eyewitness reports of this strange multicolored beast have occurred almost everywhere, from densely populated cities to the middle of nowhere!
That is the cutest little mirage I’ve ever supposedly seen.
Hallucinations, you say? Perhaps the work of the same clever con men who made all of those crop circles appear? So what if people are seeing unicorns, you might think? Well, it was a big deal to the 252 passengers aboard East Southeast Airlines Flight 811, who were diverted to Muddy Runway International Airport for an emergency landing after numerous passengers noticed something peculiar in the friendly skies.
Mommy!!!!
This just in from our correspondent in Pyongyang! North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has claimed that these unicornlike objects being spotted across the globe is in fact a super-secret weapon developed by the evil military of the United States, and he vowed that his country would shoot down any such rainbow stealth bombers that were seen over his isolated country.
We will not tolerate unicorns in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea!
Back home in the United States, President Obama is calling for citizens to remain calm. “There is no such thing as a Rainbow Donkey” the President said in a news conference at the White House today. “I urge everyone to ignore these silly reports they are hearing and go on about your lives as usual.”
No, Sasha, unicorns are just a figment of your imagination!
Here at ESNNN, we only report the facts as we see them. It is up to you to decide just what to make of the information we give you. Stay tuned, as we hope to have further updates on Rainbow Donkey mania….
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This is hysterical! Totally awesome!!! 🙂
You have no idea how much this has made me smile!
The Rainbow Donkey strikes again!
Hee hee! 🙂 Seriously, I want to favourite this post!
Rainbow Donkey, eh? Not breaking news. I did a one on one with the Donkey’s Father decades ago during the Boston Marathon. The Donkey raced along side Rosie Ruiz, the phantom marathoner. That was the day I prepped for the Marathon with 6 Long Island Ice Teas.
Let’s go to the video tape!!
Holy shit, I just saw one in my bathroom!!
Just a warning, he probably won’t leave the seat down….
Thank you for the heads up!
He’s on my balcony right now.
Cool! He’s really getting around!
ride that rainbow ass all the way ova to my partah, ES. I’ll use it (and you) as a piñata. better hurry. my guests is getting restless. fanks.
LOL, I’ve never considered calling him rainbow ass before! Sometimes, you cats are actually useful for something other than just target practice…
You won me over with the Kim Jong photo 🙂
I was quite pleased with how I got that to turn out! Figured I may as well give him another reason to hate the US….
Crikey!! I think I just saw one near Merri Merri Creek! Fair Dinkum!!!
He’s probably roaming the outback as we speak….
Rainbow Donkey outside the Oval Office … Best Photo Bomb EVER. ❤
The Secret Service love him!
lol this was great! Thanks for doing this one 🙂 One of my favorites for sure. 🙂
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Perfect for today and worth a reblog!
Not only awesome, but reblogged. They fixed my reblog button!!!
What an April Fools Day surprise… something works!!! Thanks! It’s dated, but a timeless classic…
You are one wacky lady!
LOL, thanks!
Sincerely,
Bill 🙂
I apologize, Bill. You are one wacky dude who just tends to dress as a lady fro time to time!
That’s better!