Dead Or Alive

The slutty squirrels who hang around this blog ain't got nothin' on me...

The slutty squirrels who hang around this blog ain’t got nothin’ on me…

meccamuzakmondaysIt’s a day late and way more than a dollar short, but if you thought you were going to make it through a week without getting another ear-numbing dose of Mecca Muzak Monday Tuesday, then you were sadly mistaken.  While neither me nor my deejay Scratchy take holidays off, we did have better things to do….. OK, no, we just slacked off and didn’t get around to making a MMM post yesterday.  But since for some of you, today really is like Monday, you won’t feel out of whack listening to today’s featured song on a different day of the week…

It's so nice of the government to observe Squirrel Appreciation Day on the third Monday of every January!

It’s so nice of the government to observe Squirrel Appreciation Day on the third Monday of every January!

The chick in the opening picture who thinks she’s hot stuff is pop singer turned reality star (Is there such a thing as a celebrity who hasn’t been a reality star at some point?) Jessie James.  As you can tell from the name, Jessie was born in Italy… and like most Italians, she set out top become a country music star.

The wonderful, melting pot world of Nashville!

The wonderful, melting pot world of Nashville!

After an unsuccessful attempt to break into the recording industry while most kids were popping zits and cheating on geometry tests, Jessie finally hit music gold in 2009 at age 21 with a self-titled album that was much more pop than country.  The first single released from that album, “Wanted,” barely cracked Casey Kasum’s Top 40 (Or would have had he still been doing the countdown then), but it was picked up for the Fall 2014 Mecca CD… right smack dab in the middle of the fifth hour, and it blew my lunch breaks away…

People who don’t know any better think this is a Kelly Clarkson or even a Christina Aguilera song.  People with no taste probably think this song sucks major outlaw ass…

Well.... it's no "Funk 49", but then again, what is?

Well…. it’s no “Funk 49“, but then again, what is?

I love this whole song… but the chorus is what really gets me…

I wanna wear my hair up in a mess
Cut off jeans, can you get with that?
Give you something like you’ve never had
‘Cause I only wanna be wanted by you

Ladies… you spend so much time and money on trying to look beautiful in the eyes of the average man… yet for a lot of guys, there’s no bigger turn on than the wild, unkempt look…

Is there a mechanic in the house?

Is there a mechanic in the house?

Well, that’s all for this delayed version of Mecca Muzak Monday!  Join us next week when I’ll try to be on time… or else I’ll issue everyone a personal, heartfelt apology…

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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16 Responses to Dead Or Alive

  1. I like it… and it’s on my playlist for the car now, it’s perfect to sing along and to include some dirty words for all that idiots around me :o)

  2. WalkToRio says:

    Yeah, I would have said Christina Aguilera, just because I can’t name any Kelly Clarkson’s song.

  3. NotAPunkRocker says:

    Huh. That doesn’t look like Pete Burns…

    • They used to play this on classic Mecca Radio… and yes, I like it better than the original:

      The unfollow button is up there ^ 😀

      • NotAPunkRocker says:

        It’s like you’re DARING me to unfollow you!

        If you don’t want me to be top commenter for two years in a row, just ask, no need for that kind of low blow!

      • I think you would miss the torture of my silly guilty pleasures if you did…

        I would also probably cry for a very long period of time without your pearls of wisdom. Plus, Scratchy would kick my ass if I chased you away…

  4. fanrosa says:

    So Eric Decker’s wife is mad, bad and dangerous to know?

  5. Uh oh. I made a rude comment on my blog about playlists … Before i read this. But ES with all of those sisters you should know that the just rolled of bed look takes hours locked in the bathroom with product and just the right touch of everything. Just ask your dirty squirrel girls.

  6. Love it. it is a fun video. Hooray for women wearing what they feel like! I like the windswept and interesting look too! On chaps. 😀

  7. Goodness gracious! I nearly missed this post! I’m so embarrassed. Meanwhile, I have featured in honor of National Squirrel Day. I am expecting great things from you on this special occasion 🙂

    • I don’t think I was aware of that website. Sounds like a pretty cool project… though I wonder about that four year old copyright date if it’s still active or not. I may have to take their survey at some point when I get time…

      Which speaking of… damn, I really need to come up with something to post today, and for once, I got nuthin’! Must get the creaky wheels turning….

  8. calipatti says:

    Catchy tune for driving. Definitely not country unless you are already a country star.
    My Mecca has no Muzak.

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