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I’ve never been able to get a handle on peeing standing up….need more practice.
Hop on in to the men’s room at Mecca and take all the target practice you need!
I’ll bring a mop bucket with me…
Oh my… The only time I even try to pee standing up is in the shower.
I have never had the temptation to do that. I did pee in a pool or two as a kid, though….
I’m all about saving time and in the morning time is a precious commodity for me. 😀
that happened to me too… and even my pats were wet and warm…and I had to wait in the wrong bathroom for hours till my husband came to rescue me with new pants :o((((
I sense there is a backstory with this one…
Oddly enough, not really. Except possibly for me wanting to finally comicify this old drawing of mine:
Other than that, just an idea that happened upon my twisted mind. I have yet to encounter a woman in the men’s room… though I’m honestly a bit surprised.
Ditto what NotAPunkRocker said. And the rest of the story is…?
Buster had to use the hand dryer on his poor feet and fell off the sink and broke his neck….
Well now, that explains it perfectly. I knew there was a reasonable explanation.
Oops! If the explanation sounded reasonable, then it couldn’t have possibly been what I was trying to convey!
I have never gone into the men’s bathroom to use the facilities. I have gone into them to clean the suckers. Ugh. I don’t think I could ever get the knack of peeing standing up. Hell, some nights I’m lucky if I remember how to sit and do it. LOL (No I don’t drink, I just go in the middle of the night when I’m still asleep).
There was an episode of Beavis and Butthead where the duo forgot how to pee. I hate public restrooms for the very fact that I have difficulty going with an “audience”….
Love the stunned silence and shock he shows. What else could you do but just stand there speechless (and probably non-flowing). Might scare someone away from public urinating for a while.
I’m not sure what I’d do in that situation. Then again, I am stunned into silence if another man pulls up to the urinal next to me when there are countless others nobody is using at the time. I’m very big on the unwritten rules of urinal courtesy…
Yeeks!
Reminds me of the girls using the men’s toilets during discos at the Students’ Union at university. They used the sit-down ones, mind (until later in the evening when they were blocked with student vomit. The toilets, not the students.). Now there’s a lovely picture 🙂
Yay for “possums on a roll”!
Ha! While sitting in on one of my Dad’s doctor appointments today, I learned it’s possible to vomit stool. It is completely impossible to unlearn such a disgusting fact….
I knew there was a reason I saved that Possums on a Roll graphic! I don’t use it often, but I gotta keep the shameless product placement alive!
Vomit stool? Please, no… why did you tell me that? 🙂
As the Care Bears once said…. sharing is caring! 🙂
LOL! Buster’s comments were the perfect ending to this one.
Buster’s always handy for saying something rude and crude with attitude…. when he isn’t being killed to death, that is!
I’m “on” with using whatever restroom doesn’t have a line … but I sort of lose it at trying to use a urinal. Forget about everything else, it would make my shoes smell funny 🙂
Don’t feel bad. Even for us guys it can sometimes be a target that’s easy to miss…
I don’t know which was funnier, the comic or the comments. Funniest thing I ever saw was a guy accidentally walking into the ladies toilets at Flinders St station. He sauntered in but did that “nonchalant 100 mile an hour perfected by a cat” retreat all without saying anything and the look on his poor face was priceless. 😀
It might be a funny April Fools prank to switch the signs on a set of restrooms. Of course, I’m sure someone else has already thought of it and done it before!
HaHaHaHa!!
Heck, a lot of times I can’t get it right while sitting. No, I’m not multitasking at the time; Messed up anatomy. And even though chicks get stalls, I try to use the farthest ones from anyone.
Peeing isn’t as easy as it should seem. I think we were meant to go on trees and behind bushes…
There is a device called “the she-wee” to allow ladies to pee standing up, or into a bottle. I’ll let you do the googling.
Oh wow…. I can’t say I’m surprised. The inventor will probably make a fortune off it, too…
I saw about it some years back on Top Gear. I reckon the inventor on seeing that episode, was smiling all the way to the bank!