Hey, I got one of those extended weekday weekends again this week… and with three hours or so to kill this afternoon I needed something to post about. Why not delve in to the “most excellent contents” of The Nest’s spam folder to pull out some more terrific Treet for your amusement! I’ve aired out my spam comments to be mercilessly mocked twice before, so that makes this Treet Tribute III, the Return of the Slimy Meat!
Below are REAL comments made by UNREAL spammers from across the globe, and possibly even the galaxy. Behold these pearls of wisdom that never get to see the light of day among my shitty posts….
armpit white cream wrote:
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That’s good, we should all learn something new each and every day. For instance, I just found out today that there’s white cream for your armpits. Whatever it is, I’ll bet it smells better than Axe/Lynx. Feel free to use Buster from my site, he could use a good armpit scrubbing…
Linux server management company wrote:
Did I note it was the forth most-used operating system within the world?
No you didn’t, though that may be because you’ve never commented on my blog before. Or maybe the men who make money off of the furst, sekond and therd most used operating systems in the world deleted that note before I had the chance to see it. You know they’re scared that they’ll be put out of business by the an obvious afterthought in the cutthroat industry of operating systems.
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a colleague who waѕ doing a littlе homework
on this. And hе actually ordеred me lunch duue
to the faϲt that I stumbled upon it fоr him… lol.
So allow me to reword this…. Thankѕ for the meal!!
Βut yeah, thanx for spending somе time to discuss
thіѕ topc here on your blog.
You’re welcome, NI! I don’t know why you just didn’t reword that atrocity to the entire English language in the first place since that one line is the only thing in this entire bunch of gibberish that doesn’t look like it was spelled by a brain damaged honey badger. Did it ever occur to you, though, that maybe your free lunch is courtesy of the fact that your colleague actually has a crush on you? Hey, don’t be modest… bad spelling is so incredibly sexxy…
Lasonya Melencamp wrote:
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If those are your simple words, I’d hate to try and read anything you wrote with the help of a thesaurus. I’ve never heard of faxing cash loans before, and I believe our government frowns upon duplicating its currency. If I do find myself needing a loan, I’ll just hit up your brother John. He still does things the small town way…
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I all the time used to read piece of writing
in news papers but now as I am a user of internet so from now
I am using net for articles, thanks to web.
Congrat ulations! With your preference for small words and questionable syntax, you will fit in just good to the web. Plus, now you don’t need it, you can let the dog shit on the news paper instead of your lap top…
You will discover a table of overall health screenings and prevention actions
ehcouraged for girls or ladies in that phase of life.
Exactly what phase of life are we talking about here, Luigi? Is “phase of life” a euphemism for “that time of the month?” Why list girls before ladies? I think the only prevention action ehcouraged for you would be a spot on the registered sex offender list…
Exceptional post however I was wondering if you could write a litte more on this topic?
I’d be very thankful if you could elaborate a little bit further.
Since this bit of Treet was attached to this post, I have only one litte thing to say in response…
HOLY GOD FUCK, NO!!!!!
White Vinegar is an extremely low-cost alternative, as you most likely have a
container of it at home.
Geez, has douche really gotten to be that expensive? Or can I use it in place of white armpit cream?
Jody Mccole wrote:
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Wow Jody, thanks for the card I never applied for! I’ll try to make due with only being able to withdraw $5,000 per day. But I guess I can get by with that since it’s so simple to get an unemployed loan as opposed to all the red tape it takes to get a faxless cash loan. Finally, I can afford to upgrade from the forth most used operating system!
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without my authorization. Do you know any methods to help stop content from beіng stolen? I’d truly аppreciate it.
Cara, I think the best way to put an end to those awful plagorists on the internet is to create content so wretchedly awful, nobody would dare claim it as their own. This comment is a step in the right direction!
One more for the cyberroad…
steam keys wrote:
Do you have a spam problem on this website; I also am a
blogger, and I was curious about your situation; many of us have
created some nice practices and we are looking to swap techniques with other folks, be
sure to shoot me an email if interested.
Yes, I do have a nice practice for dealing with spammers. I mock their nonsensical garbage on my blog. Spammers may be hard to track down, but even they have feelings and a sense of pride, and quite often give up the sexx tape and payday loan business after I’ve exposed to the world just how dumb they really are. I’d shoot you an email describing my technique, but since you linked to an online gaming website… I have a feeling if I shared my nice practices I’d just be sleeping with the enemy…
Well, it’s about that phase of life for me, so I’m gonna put the lid back on the Treet can. Don’t worry, this shit never expires, so I’ll be back with more someday! I hope my expert spammers helped to entertain you today, or at the very least ehcouraged you to seek out an unemployed loan…