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Oh sweet jesus, you have NO IDEA how many times I’ve wanted to do that very thing!!!
Probably about as many times as I have. I think the parents who let their kids just run like wild animals through the store need it the most. Nothing like hauling a 2,000 pound pallet of bleach down the aisle only to have some hyperactive 8 year old run right out in front of you. Hell, who am I kidding, the high school age kids are just as bad. We’re apparently the only teen hangout in town…
Wow, that’s sad. When I was a teenager we hung out at the mall. Or in the back seats of cars. Hmm, that might explain things…
Life in the slow lane! I’m sure the checkers there have seen variations of this a few times. I’m sure there were more than a few people that wanted to slap the fur off my littlest one’s face. He was one to make a huge scene by throwing himself on the floor to kick and scream. I do not miss those days.
I hope for a follow-up story on how Buster hurts himself with those extra-extra small condoms!
Many of the things that irritate me the most about kids are things I remember myself doing when I was that age. Had I been born about 5-10 years later, I’d have probably been pumped full of Ritalin and put in special classes!
I’m not sure what he’s going to do with those XXS condominiums now that the whole community knows he uses that size. He’ll probably put his eye out playing with them, though…
Or maybe this…
Too funny! I could see Buster trying to use super glue as lubricant or something like that. I just know the condom caper will not end well for him!
So many annoying people … so little time. Actually, Garry has a bumper sticker that says “So many pedestrians, so little time.” I wouldn’t survive in retail, not for five minutes. I understand why you work nights!
I’ve seen those bumper stickers before. They would be a hoot to have on your car while driving through a college campus or a store parking lot… where pedestrians believe they have the inalienable to cross wherever and whenever without getting run over, because you know people always follow those 5 mph speed limit signs. Hmmmm, I wonder if a “So Many Possums, So Little Time” bumper sticker would be a marketable addition to my store?
You wouldn’t believe how many thoughtless parents drag their babies and toddlers to Mecca at ungodly hours… and naturally, they’re pretty short tempered losing nap time. We close at midnight, but I’ll bet the 24 hour stores see it even in the wee hours..
DK you are my hero, well done!!! Sorry Buster… I think moving to another town or to another planet could be an option LOL
Perhaps he will have to actually answer those emails he gets in his spam folder…
I was at a restaurant the other day and a kid kept running around and screaming. Did the parents try to control him? No. Blame the parents for sure.
I bet this is one week Buster wishes he’d merely been horribly killed 🙂
Nobody wants to paddle children anymore… so why not paddle the parents instead for not finding alternative ways to controlling their spawn? Let the public floggings begin!
“Excuse me, Sir, did you enjoy your meal, Sir, if you could just accompany me to the parental flogging rack, Sir…”
Oh, I see what you did there….nice.
Yes, I just insulted Buster’s manhood. Oh wait, you didn’t mean that….
Amen. Bravo. Well done. Mom/dad tell me about their experiences when they go together. OMP – If I acted liked that in public, I wouldn’t be able to snort for a week! XOXO – Bacon
Especially if you let one of those “words” slip while out and about! 😉
I did that vocally yesterday to a group of teens in McDonald’s yesterday after one of them tried to walk through me and nearly knocked me down. There was no one else near me. He kept walking and didn’t even look back. Some days I feel invisible; apparently yesterday, I was. Sign…
They weren’t glued to their phone, were they? I don’t think it’s against any laws to smack a zombie…
I’m seeing fewer badly behaved children in my city. It just isn’t acceptable anymore. I understand that taking a toddler out in public is like going out with a wild chimp, just because they are active. But active doesn’t have to be bratty. I nipped the brat mode in the bud with the tots in my family. And no, I didn’t beat them. I just let them know they were jerks.
That attitude is sorely lacking here… especially among our customer base at work. With the way they allow their kids to run around the store with wild abandon, I wonder if they ever get the chance to be active when they’re not out in public…
Ah yes. A very apt visual description of that famous parenting style “complete ignore” How very funny to see this applied. HaHaHa! Also why is that when one is buying something a tad embarrassing, the shop assistant ALWAYS bellows out the name of the product. Perhaps you have just invented “Buster’s Law?” 😀
LOL! I think Buster’s Law might be more apt to describing what happens to animate objects who wander out into the road. Poor possum… hey, at least he can brag about being forked! 🙂
Sometimes the kid is kicking off because they’re autistic or something and are not coping with a sensory over-load. However, even then the parents are responsible for actually looking after the kid and not just ignoring them. I honestly think that there should be a written exam before people are allowed to reproduce, and not just the practical.
Ooooooh, a test before sex! That would take a lot of the fun out of it, and keep the world population more manageable as well!