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That sounds about right from what I remember of my days on Plenty of Fucktards.
There was someone from my message board (who inspired an infrequent character here) who was registered with one of the…. well, mature dating sites, and she’d often post hilariously bad but real profiles of dirty old men she’d come across on there (which in turn, partially inspired Nabob). Here’s one of my favorites:
“I’m honest, easy going and have a strong passion for life.I would like to make you feel better about yourself. If you have a day that the problems of your world bother you,I’ll show you my credit report. If you have a day that you are having regrets about your past, I’ll show you my rap sheet. If you have a day that you feel alone and lonely, I’ll show you tenderness. If you just want to laugh, I’ll laugh with you. If you just want to spend money, I’ll watch you. I’ll always stick by you until you show me a restraining order.”
Any takers?
Please tell me she snatched him right up…
Over the top? Good one!
I probably only saw that movie once, but it stuck with me…
She should try speed dating. That way, she could meet critters she would die before dating FASTER. Like a dozen horrible blind dates in a single evening! Good one, my friend, good one.
Wow, that could lead to all kinds of fun “group activities”…
Hate it when the girls don’t put out on the first date!
Really, did their mothers not teach them any manners?
Nice.
I’ll let Buster know you complimented him. He’ll buy you a drink…
No way, he’d probably drug me with something…
HaHaHa! What a charmer her date is! They should try the chilleh on tap, who knows where things might end. Buster is always so much fun! 😀
I know exactly where they would end if someone got “drunk” on the chileh on tap… straight to the dunny!
So true! Guys were always disappointed to find out I was not Pamela Anderson after all lol
Wait, you mean you’re not Pamela Anderson? Well, OK, I’m not really David Hasselhoff either…
Oh…you realise I have to end our friendship now, right!?
at least he is washed behind his ears…. that’s worth a lot :o)
Yes, and as can be seen in the last panel, makes sure to clean out the insides as well…
Just when I think there is no way to top the last one you did – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
I can always get more and more outrageous…
I bet you can and will my friend… and I look forward to it – snorts! XOXO – Bacon
What a smooth operator!
I admire any bar which has chileh on tap.
Now you can get your chileh and beer all in one location! Some guys would never go home again…
I fear the future of our world when I see things like this and know that they are the truth. Well done, but scary, too. Why are people so awful?
Because for some reason, the awful people keep reproducing. I guess buying that drink works…
If I were to ever find myself single I think I would just stay that way! I’m just not brave enough or patient to sort through all the creepy Busters. And speaking of that; good job making Buster look creepy! I hadn’t seen that side of him yet.
I’ve used Buster to represent just about every negative trait people can have before. I know I’ve had Buster be creepy several times before, and in looking for the appropriate flashback for you, this extremely creepy AND preverted Buster comic came to mind:
https://evilsquirrelsnest.com/2014/04/17/evil-squirrels-nest-comic-103-41714/
LOL! Buster just never learns!
It’s good to have someone to allow you to make fun of the world.
It’s sad that you needed to create Buster though. What is wrong with just telling the truth?
Buster existed long before I even considered drawing comics. In fact, it took a while before he even developed into my personal little punching bag. But he did always have the dirty, rotten little scoundrel personality from the very beginning… as you might expect from one of America’s infamous Virginia opossums…