Who Are You?

Why are you here?

Why are you here?

As many of you know, I’m not the biggest fan of social media.  I don’t do Facebook, Tweeter, Instagram, Pinterest, Reddit and any of that other sharing crap that you’ll find buttons for at the bottom of each of these totally unsharable posts.  Among the many reasons to avoid those sites like the plague are some of the insipid internet garbage that gets shown off by people who could probably better spend their time using the internet for what it was intended for… looking at porn.  I don’t care how many puppies will die if I don’t share your uninteresting and uninspiring meme.  I could care less what my birthdate and mother’s maiden name initial say my drag queen name would be.  And no, I don’t want to accept your invitation to play Trump the Game on Facebook…

Do not pass GOP, do not collect $200,000.

Do not pass GOP, do not collect $200,000.

Something else that gets entirely too much publicity on the social wastelands of smartphone screens everywhere are those stupid internet quizzes that will tell you what character in a specific series you are based on a handful of personally invasive questions that you wouldn’t even answer in the privacy of a shrink’s office.  The methodology behind these cyber-psychology tests is just slightly more questionable than a North Korean election… but that still doesn’t keep the masses from showing off they rated Sweetchuck in the “Which Police Academy Recruit Are You Quiz.”  Hey, these scientifically backed analyses can’t be wrong, right?

It don't come easy...

It don’t come easy…

Well, for the delight of all of my readers who love to hang out their flaws along with the dirty undies, I decided to create my very own Evil Squirrel’s Nest version of this time-tested personality shell game!  Yes, you can now answer that question that’s been burning in the back of your head since…… well, never, “Which ESN character do I most resemble?”


Another perfect match!

Unfortunately, I have no idea what kind of questions to ask, nor do I have access to a random number generator to ignore all of your input and just throw up whichever badge the fates feel like handing you.  So just like your favorite teacher from high school, I’m going to make this a totally open book quiz!  I’ll give you the badges, and you can pick whichever one you think fits your own dysfunctions best…. or the cutest one, or whatever.  Yeah, this is gonna be the best internet quiz ever!

No need to hide this result from your parents.

No need to hide this result from your parents.

So, which Evil Squirrel’s Nest character are you…………?????

evil squirrel quiz

mbrs quiz

angel quiz

robbie quiz

rainbow donkey quiz

hooly quiz

odyssey quiz

hottie quiz

pigladillo quiz

clem quiz

nabob quiz

wiki quiz

sandy quiz

buster quiz

Happy choosing!


About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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54 Responses to Who Are You?

  1. goldfish says:

    Nabob. Although there’s a little Rainbow Donkey and Buster in there, too. 🙂

  2. ody & biskit…we dinna noe yur dad new all de peepulz….. de food servizz gurl werkz with !!! small werld huh 🙂 ♥♥

  3. Ally Bean says:

    60% Sandy + 40% Evil Squirrel = 100% Bean. Nice quiz.

  4. Arlene says:

    Oh, I have no idea which one I should chose. I really need that randomizer algorythem.

  5. Quirky Girl says:

    According to this, I seem to be a freaky combination of Pigladillo, Hottie, and Rainbow Unicorn…

  6. Merbear74 says:

    Rainbow Donkey and Buster!

  7. Trisha says:

    I’m Robbie and Sandy. “Your quiet and shy nature will ensure that you are never heard and your social awkwardness will guarantee nobody pays attention to you.” Yep, that’s me in a crowd. Like Sandy, I could stand out if I wanted to but I don’t see the point of attention ho-ing. It feels too fake.

    • You could have done a muddy dance through the tulips and gotten a lot of attention, but I think you were wise not to. Smarty wouldn’t want to be seen in public with you again! 😉

  8. Green Embers says:

    Yup, totally Rainbow Donkey for me.

  9. Call my Odyssey … with dollop of Sandy. And a whiff of Buster.

  10. Call ME Odyssey. Not MY. ME. Me. me.

    • There must be a connection because she almost did a great job at keeping your snow away this year. Apparently, you can threaten Mother Nature with picket signs and angry chants…

  11. 1jaded1 says:

    Robbie, Sandy and a touch of Nabob to keep it interesting. This quiz is effin hilarious. I don’t have any of the social media, but I do take those quizzes to prove them wrong…and i would never post them. Thank you for making my day.

  12. Anxious Mom says:

    Definitely Robbie over here!

  13. draliman says:

    Robbie with a tiny dash of ES. When I finally put myself forward enough to say something, it’s gonna be some cutting sarcastic remark that pisses everyone off.

  14. I know I’m floating around in there somewhere but I can’t put enough parts together from the characters to find ME. It’s tough on those of us with multiple personalities (ha) but I think I’m somewhere in there with Pigladillo and Rainbow Donkey which is a scary combination.


  15. gentlestitches says:

    I guess I’m an AngelskunkWikki. More skunk than angel and all wikki!

    • LOL! This is almost like everyone trying to figure out which zodiac signs fit them best. “More skunk than angel”… that’s probably never been said before in all of history! 🙂

  16. we all are Buster… is that allowed that 3 busters live together? they should wrap a crime scene band around my crib :o)

    • There may not be enough crime scene tape in the world for three Busters! But at least like my possum, you all keep bouncing back for more! Also, I like the funny spin you put on your gang’s misadventures… if you gotta be shit on, may as well find something to laugh about! 🙂

  17. Mattmax says:

    Honestly, I would say I’m 50/50 Hooly and Hottie!

  18. Holly says:

    Odyssey, probably 🙂

    • Second call for her! I’m glad so many people have posted their picks for this, because I find it interesting who people identify with. It’s almost like market research on the popularity of my critters…

  19. Piglove says:

    Well hhmm this was hard but I do believe I’m Pigadillo – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  20. Rhio says:

    Evil squirrel!! Hahaha.
    Also, what font is that? I freaking love it.

  21. What do you get if you cross Pigadillo and Sandy? Maybe me…..

  22. Sandy prob 60%, Angel prob 30% and ES whatever % is left over.

    Although people do seem to like me, so maybe there’s some Pigadillo in there too. I just have no idea why they like me, as I don’t think I ever do anything spectacular.

  23. While I’m the ringmaster in a cubicleof hell, I’m probably a combo. of Angel, Robbie & Sandy…with a fair share of magnet of misfortune. Now I feel so much better about myself. Thanks! 🙂

    • Almost every answer has been a combination… see, you can’t get that with any of those other stupid internet quizzes! The hybrid badges would be a nightmare to make, though…

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