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Christmas earworm? Really, ES? 😛
It’s never too early to get into the humbug spirit!
That permanent record concept will haunt all of us until the end! Those K-12 principals did a good job of instilling a certain kind of fear into us. Makes possum trots seem like nothing to worry about.
I would love to read my permanent record someday, but I can’t find where they keep it. I’m sure my fourth grade teacher had a lot of things added to it…
When Garry was working and I used to watch the news every day (’cause Garry was on it), we used to call it the “What’s going to kill me today” update. Every news cycle, there was an alarming, lethal thing that was going to do us in. My recent favorite is that aluminum used in cooking is causing Alzheimer’s. If I’m suffering from aluminum poisoning, it’s way too late to save me. I’m a goner.
So I’m off to Dinkum Island. I can use a vacation. There are too many bugs around here. Put that in my permanent record, please.
I’m surprised I’m not a blithering idiot already from all of the aluminum cans I collected when I was a kid. Those of us who survive the daily pandemics and apocalypses should get some kind of a special survivor badge, AND a notation on our permanent records…
Possum Trot! Spit my coffee out and laughing out loud. Jeez ES.
Your guys can watch this while they’re in quarantine at Dinkum Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMgBzZ2Rbbk
Wow…. that was…… creepy. I had a feeling I had picked up possum trots (the phrase, not the disease) from hearing it somewhere else… did you happen to mention this before?
I had always thought about including a warning that consuming beverages while reading my blog is never a good idea, but then I’d lose all of the “I spit coffee/tea/soda/water/mouthwash/booze out of my mouth” comments that make my day…
I might have mentioned this before. It is just so weird. I’ve driven by where it was – out in the middle of nowhere in the Majove desert by the ghost town of Calico. It is like something out of X files, or some sort of Zombie Zone. No kidding.
But on to serious subject – I bet you get a lot of “made me pee my pants,” and “blow milk out my nose” comments too.
Somehow I don’t think this is too far from reality. Ugh.
I only bend the truth slightly…. and unlike our leaders, at least I will admit to it!
Possum trots….hmm….if getting it will get me a free vacation, I’ll risk it. Can’t be any worse than eating at our local Chinese restaurant………..
Pam
It’s the disease fad that’s sweeping the nation!
Free air travel and a 14 day supply of government chileh? It doesn’t get any better than that!
And given that the count shows that Sully and Wiki were locked in that box for at least 13 days, it does raise other questions….
Maybe chileh wasn’t the best choice of sustenance then…
I’ve read this 3 times and I’m still rolling with laughter. I’m also watching the news and realizing I don’t have enough digits on which to count all the things that could kill me today. Dinkum Island or bust!
Sometimes I think just watching the news could possibly kill me, so why risk it? I’ll order more quarantine boxes for everyone!
Free cavity search, free chilleh, free travel to Dinkum Island with a good mate. Great holiday! As long as the dreaded possum trots doesnt claim them! 😀
Don’t forget the free muzak! Possum trots can lead to the foxtrot!
I agree.. it was for free and that’s great!… and I hope there was a free cavity search too… and free chileeh..
Yep, getting the possum trots can lead to a lot of free perks!
Of all the nasty things lurking out there, the possum trots doesn’t sound all that bad. Although combined with chileh…. Hm, maybe I’m with Hottie on this one. Quarantine and deport them all!
The chileh is probably to blame for all of this, but they the powerful chileh lobby in Washington will make sure that fact never gets out!
I too spotted the Christmas ear-worm. It’s June, for crying out loud!!
That means Christmas is only 6 months away! Time to get shopping…
I’m a nun. I’ll be getting my knit on.
Even more reason to start early!
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I reblogged you this morning. Not an official reblog because it turns out my reblog function isn’t working. Again. So I had to do a copy and paste with links. These days, I’m grateful when any of WP’s functions work, so at least copy and paste are good to go and my ping backs are pinging (yay). Happy Sunday, or whatever you do, be happy doing it.