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I’m glad to see the caterpillars are on sale. I’m told they are yummy (and very low in calories and fat), especially with VERY hot sauce. Did you notice that Garry reposted your baseball post on his Facebook feed? Lot of fans around here. LOTS of fans. Even while we watch the Sox slowly sink into the west. I think the Muzak should be on sale, too :-)0
If people can eat chocolate covered ants, then why not chocolate covered caterpillars. I’d have harvested those buggers after they met their maker and made a killing in the chocolate covered caterpillar market!
Yes, I saw that and now that I’m done with the comic, I replied to the comment backlog. Hey, you’re in a better position than last year when the Sox spent most of the season dead last…
Ahaha, as someone who worked customer service, yeah, you nailed it. 😆
I do so many retail themed comics because it has been my job for 18 years. Thankfully, I am on the overnight end!
Love it. I worked in retail and this one hit close to home. Reminds me why I no longer work in retail. Although I do miss my discount on Certified Angus Gypsy Moths…
Crunchy Caterpillars are certified organic and contain no preservatives or pest…. well, OK, they do contain pesticides, but like meatloaf, two out of three ain’t bad.
LOL! I love the irony of back pain caused by safety unicorn awards. Bend those knees! Squirrel, NOT your back! Why can’t they make diet pills that actually work? Ones where you don’t have to team them with diet and exercise? HaHaHa! 😀
Bending at the knees is such a chore… what’s a slipped disc or two if it gets you a shiny, sharp pointed Safety Unicorn award!
I laughed at poor Evil’s misfortune. Good job copyright squirrel was there to shout for help! And he was picking up the safety awards too…
I’m glad the gypsy moth caterpillars are finally making a positive contribution. Mecca’s washed the pesticide spray off, right? Right?
Love the Disservice Desk’s opening hours 🙂 This is one of your best!
Poor ES is going to be so hunched over now, he’ll never be able to reach the knob to turn off the muzak. But at least he’ll be in a perfect position to harvest more pesticide-laced caterpillars for the meat department…
Love the possum stuffed under the counter marked as “damaged”…..yeah, I’d say that’s damaged alright….probably destined to become “Stew” in Mecca’s grocery department right?
Pam
LOL, Mecca would never do that….. oh wait, they already did!
https://evilsquirrelsnest.com/2014/06/12/evil-squirrels-nest-comic-111-61214/
Yep – no doubt about it! Possum burgers, Possum stew……all labeled not using the “P” word!!
ha! you konw my mama… she bought 87 diet shakes with fat burners and thought that’s a carte blanche for a truckload of häagen dazs :o)
That’s the way it should work, right? Of course, if it did, the shake companies wouldn’t be in business anymore since we’d all be skinny ice cream eaters!
Oh snorts with piggy laughter. It’s like mom told daddy one time she was eating WW (Weight Watchers) candies so they had to be DIEt food. Daddy rolled his eyes and turned them over. MM’s pure and pure. XOXO – Bacon
Mind over matter loses out again!
I wouldn’t make it through a single day working the disservice desk!
Me neither. We have two ladies who have worked it for decades, and I don’t know how they keep their sanity (Well, one of them is definitely a bit loopy)…
Wait, where’s Scratchy??
Your mind must have blocked out the muzak poster…
It’s a survival mechanism..
Must come up with stronger earworms in the future….
Love that last poster! So true.
Brilliant. 😀
Our diet pills where I work are just across the way from the candy aisle. Not a coincidence I’d bet…