Why the intense stare off to your left, Mr. Squirrel? What’s going on over there?
Is there some kind of danger I should know about that has your mouth agape? Speak up, buddy!
OK, now you’ve got me really curious. I’ve never seen a squirrel so adamantly focused on ANYTHING before like you are on whatever’s out of the frame there. Snap out of it, man!
Dude! Are you going to be alright? Do you need me to fetch you some water? Maybe some acorn smelling salts? What could have possibly stunned you into such a sciurine stupor?
Help him out folks. Just what did this poor little Saturday Squirrel witness that made the fur stand up on the back of his tail!?!?!? Feel free to provide your own answer in the comments section below…
And whether it’s The Fourth or just the fourth, have a great weekend everyone!