In a continued attempt to come up with a new regular Friday feature to keep the smartass sarcasm flowing on a day when I should be posting every week, I brainstormed a lot of new ideas that seemed really great right up until the moment they left the moldy confines of my grey matter. But hey, there’s no reason to have all of that brainpower go to waste by just washing it down the drain along with the pesticides and blood spatter…
So I compiled some of the truly shittiest replacement ideas I came up with to present to you today in countdown form! Since David Letterman probably has a worldwide
pants patent on the intellectual property of the Top 10 list… to keep his lawyers from dragging my mangy tail to court, I’m proud to present today…..
The Top 13 Rejected Ideas For My Next Friday Series on Evil Squirrel’s Nest!
Can I get a drum roll please, Hottie?
Number Thirteen….. Friday Squirrels Gone Wild!
Number Twelve…. 101 Uses For Leftover Chileh
Number Eleven…. Make Me Barf!
Number Ten…. Friday Fucked Up Pony Theatre
Number Nine…. Baseball Fridays!
Number Eight…. Earworm Karaoke Night!
Number Seven…. Friday Rants By Chewy The Capybara
Number Six…. Fuck It Fridays!
Number Five… Posts Loaded Up With Gratuitous Links To Try And Bait You Into Reading Some Of My Old Shit Fridays!
Number Four…. Uncle Evil’s Bedtime Stories For Young Children
Number Three…. My Millionaire Journey -The Rerun!
Number Two…. Reblog Someone Else’s Awesome Post And Take All The Credit Fridays!
And the Number One Rejected Idea For My Next Friday Series On Evil Squirrel’s Nest Is………….
Totally Naked Fridays!
Well, that’s a good impression of what I won’t be considering to drag the quality of my blog even further into the septic tank. Will I find regularity by next Friday? There’s only one way to find out….