Bowling For Critters


FRONT DESK: Good afternoon, Tacky House Shoe Lanes!  How may I help you?


BASHFUL: Hello?  This is the bowling alley, right?  May I ask a question?


FRONT DESK: Of course you can, sir!


BASHFUL: I was just wondering…. do you have ten pound balls?


FRONT DESK: Absolutely!  And they’re quite colorful if I might add.


BASHFUL: Wow!  How do you manage to walk around then!? (Click!)


FRONT DESK: Hello?  Hello?


BASHFUL: (Snickering) Oh man, that never gets old!

FUZZYWIG: So you must like bowling, Bashful.  That’s funny, because me and Scrat here were just about to hit the lanes for a few games and would love to have you come along with us!

BASHFUL: Oh boy!  Really?  I’ve never gone bowling before!  This will be awesome!!!

SCRAT: It sure will!




BASHFUL: Ohhhhhhh, my head.


FUZZYWIG: Dammit!  A split!  And I thought Bashful was my friend…

BASHFUL: Guys!  This wasn’t what I was expecting when you said you wanted to take me bowling!  My head hurts!

SCRAT: Just take an aspirin and get on back here.  There’s no automatic ball return in this house…

FUZZYWIG: Only nine more frames to go….

BASHFUL: I better not be forgotten come the beer frame!

This is just the latest in a series of adventures Bacon’s pet rock Bashful can expect to have here at The Nest over the next few weeks.  Stay tuned for more madness and mayhem as Bashful and my wide assortment of critters get into all kinds of trouble!

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32 Responses to Bowling For Critters

  1. hahahahaha yes, it is still someting what works… and yes aspirin always helps after (un)lucky strikes

  2. Arlene says:

    Well, now I am getting a bit of a glimpse of the evil that goes on in this nest. It is not all cute little squirrel pictures and dusty vinyl records! LOL 😀

  3. draliman says:

    Poor Bashful! I hope he makes it back to Bacon in one piece 🙂

  4. Trisha says:

    Bashful is sure to have a crazy few weeks with all the wild critters you have at your house. Fuzzywig and Scrat look like trouble!

    • Heck, he hasn’t even come close to meeting everyone yet, so his fun has just begun! Fuzzywig (I apparently decided to keep the name from my Christmas carol story) is the perfect creepy critter for my shelf! I found him at a Bass Pro Shop a few years ago and had to scarf him up (He’s a bobblehead raccoon!)

  5. Poor Bashful. He reminds me that my beloved husband hates bowling. As a lad — before electonic pinsetting machines — he was a pin boy. Bowlers, it turns out, think it’s HILARIOUS to try to hit the pin boy with bowling boys. Whatever you can imagine? Reality is worse. And funnier (or maybe not). I reblogged your cell phone cartoon. It was the perfect accompaniment for my iPhone Stupid post.

    • Bowlers are usually intoxicated and not always the best mannered people in the world. I hung out with my Dad when he bowled in the local cutthroat men’s league… given the tempers that flared, any pin boys were probably lucky they weren’t within punching range…

  6. JackieP says:

    This made me laugh! haha! Poor thing, hope he has plenty of aspirin. 😉 Can’t wait to see what’s next in this crazy adventure.

  7. ody & biskit…we lookz for werd two mor awesum postz with R pal bashful…..rock on….dood ☺☺☺

    heerz two a spotted climbing perch kinda week oh end guys !! ♥♥♥

  8. Merbear74 says:

    Okay, I promise to never say that again.

  9. HaHaHa! Ten pound balls. Bashful looks like he is sorta making friends! 😀

  10. Piglove says:

    Reblogged this on Piglove and commented:
    That’s my boy. Hanging out with new peeps, making friends and just rolling with the times. But you know this also does explain why a certain pizza place won’t deliver here anymore. Is it possible Bashful had something to do with that. XOXO – Bacon

  11. franhunne4u says:

    Must be an awesome time for Bashful. Or was the right word aweful?

  12. Never a dull moment when Bashful is visiting…..didn’t think to take him bowling when he was here……!


  13. Oh my…words of advice, with that guy carefully…he’s a pill of a rock and can make mischief with just about anything. I hate to thing what he’ll do with balls! Enjoy your visit, he’s actually a lovely houseguest. 😉

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