FRONT DESK: Good afternoon, Tacky House Shoe Lanes! How may I help you?
BASHFUL: Hello? This is the bowling alley, right? May I ask a question?
FRONT DESK: Of course you can, sir!
BASHFUL: I was just wondering…. do you have ten pound balls?
FRONT DESK: Absolutely! And they’re quite colorful if I might add.
BASHFUL: Wow! How do you manage to walk around then!? (Click!)
FRONT DESK: Hello? Hello?
BASHFUL: (Snickering) Oh man, that never gets old!
FUZZYWIG: So you must like bowling, Bashful. That’s funny, because me and Scrat here were just about to hit the lanes for a few games and would love to have you come along with us!
BASHFUL: Oh boy! Really? I’ve never gone bowling before! This will be awesome!!!
SCRAT: It sure will!
BASHFUL: Ohhhhhhh, my head.
FUZZYWIG: Dammit! A split! And I thought Bashful was my friend…
BASHFUL: Guys! This wasn’t what I was expecting when you said you wanted to take me bowling! My head hurts!
SCRAT: Just take an aspirin and get on back here. There’s no automatic ball return in this house…
FUZZYWIG: Only nine more frames to go….
BASHFUL: I better not be forgotten come the beer frame!
This is just the latest in a series of adventures Bacon’s pet rock Bashful can expect to have here at The Nest over the next few weeks. Stay tuned for more madness and mayhem as Bashful and my wide assortment of critters get into all kinds of trouble!