He’s won more World Series of Poker championships than anyone else since the Stone Age…
He corresponds with important world leaders….. by sending them photocopies of his butt.
He CAN only eat just one….
He knows how to swallow a suppository…
THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK IN THE WORLD.
“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis!
Stay thirsty, my friends!”
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Dying. Laughing. Photocopy of butt…
I wonder how long after the Xerox was invented that someone first got the idea to do that…
The first holiday office party 😉
You know the entire time we hosted Bashful’s visit here we never paid attention to his butt? I am so ashamed……I bet it was hard as a rock……right?
He has buns of….. well, not steel. Buns of rock, I guess…
Bashful is quite the world traveler!
LOL! I love the ass photocopies – hilarious!
I’ll have him send you one to frame on the well…
You are too kind!
Looks like the rock gets all the pretty ponies, eh? 😛
I don’t know what they see in him. Maybe they just wanted the beer…
I guess Bashful isn’t so bashful about his butt! My first impression of him was way off. He seemed so sweet and innocent. I would have enjoyed his company back in my party days.
I was warned by others who have hosted Bashful that he isn’t the most well behaved rock in the world… and by the time he’s done his time at The Nest, he’s gonna be downright incorrigible. I feel for whoever Bacon sends him to next….
You have left me speechless. I feel that my own rocks are dull compared to your friend. Mine are just … well … stonily silent.
It’s hard to find a rock with a great personality…. most of them have just been sitting around for the last 300,000,000 years looking stone faced. Or maybe they just haven’t found the right manager to make them appear exciting and appealing to others yet…
hahaha bet he is in advance when he plays strip poker :o)… bet his last name is Mr. One-stone and he is the reincarnation of Mr. Einstein :O)
I’m sure a closer look at that photocopy would reveal if he only had one stone…
The more I learn about Bashful, the more he surprises me. His name appears to be somewhat ironic 🙂
Yeah, I think that’s just a phony alias to try and get the sympathy of the ladies…
Bashful is a lucky dude, going all over the world like he does. He is quite a “hardass” in spite of his meek demeanour. I hope they don’t keep you awake all night, or all day. 😀
It would be difficult to explain things to the police if there were ever any noise complaints. Plus, I’d probably be unable to transport Bashful across state lines if he wound up with a warrant for his arrest!
Oh my piggy heavens! I was MIA all weekend helping mom nurse a horrific migraine. I turn my back one weekend from Bashful and look what he does. Now the truth is out there. Everyone will want his secret to a rock hard butt. Come closer I’ll tell you…. not close enough – closer my friends. He bench presses all of his rock friends here. There yo go – BOOM – the secret is out. XOXO – Bacon
Meanwhile, Bashful is busy giving the rest of my critters a migraine. This could start to get really interesting…
Oh my! I do believe you are right. Poor critters – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Reblogged this on Piglove and commented:
Shaking my piggy head – “The Most Interesting Rock in the World”… you gotta check it out my friends. You won’t be let down. XOXO – Bacon
Five ace-cards? Seriously Bashful?
He’s not a very smart cheater…