He’s won more World Series of Poker championships than anyone else since the Stone Age…
He corresponds with important world leaders….. by sending them photocopies of his butt.
He CAN only eat just one….
He knows how to swallow a suppository…
THE MOST INTERESTING ROCK IN THE WORLD.
“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis!
Stay thirsty, my friends!”