It’s Tuesday, so I have to take a break from drawing my own pictures and draw something 
for one of my readers. This week, I’ve chosen the suggestion of that quirky girl….. well, Quirky Girl! She wanted to see an “offbeat Tooth Fairy scene,” and I couldn’t help but expand off of this cutely fucked up comic that I drew last year. That conniving Buster… stunt double or not, he definitely deserves each and every one of those painful deaths I whip up for him. Rainbow Donkey is very unamused to have to be the partner in crime to the marsupial pixie’s bicuspid black market…
If you have a suggestion for Draw Me A Picture Tuesday (and you know you do), go here and let your imagination spark mine! Like voting, you can participate in DMAP early and often, and even after you have expired. I’ll have another custom made pixellated mess for you next week…
It’s a little like a scene from a warped version of Hogfather, if Hogfather could be more warped. 🙂
I’ve never heard of it before and tried to look up a synopsis, which just confirmed how confusing and warped it is!
It’s one of my favorite Terry Pratchett books and it’s deliciously twisted. I highly recommend!
I send you my dad… he needs such a tooth… the dentist wrote a bill what’s far away from 10 bucks…is there fre chilleeh included too? or free nuts, then you maybe can sell him more than one tooth :o)
With Buster in charge, you can probably expect a bargain like $25 for two teeth or $50 for three. There may still be some chileh on the teeth as well, and that comes at no charge!
OMP – That’s awesome for sure. I love it. Now if I can encourage mom to go see Buster. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Careful… you never know with scavengers like possums are just where those teeths are coming from!
This is true…. did you get my email last night. I saw something that can’t be unseen so of course I sent it to you. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
I love the possum as a tooth fairy. How appropriate when you see how many teeth they have! I am going off to think about something funny for you to draw…
You need a lot of very strong teeth to munch on trash and roadkill all day…
I recently consulted an oral surgeon about having a back molar removed. I queried whether this would affect the stability of my mouth. After noting that I had all four wisdom teeth, he alluded to me having a mouth like a Possum…
I must have the mouth of a marsupial as well since I’ve never had to have a wisdom tooth pulled…
I knew there was something I liked about you…😀
I love this one. Buster looks so creepy!
It’s not hard to make a possum in a dress look creepy!
I love rainbow unicorns
I pity anyone who doesn’t…
I am in the middle of a Terry Pratchett novel about the granddaughter of Death who has to temporarily step up to his plate … but really, she’s the Tooth Fairy. In her day job. Ding! You rang my bell!
You’re the second one to bring Pratchett up. I am so out of the loop…
I like Buster’s prices (and his outfit) but not sure that “Busterized” tooth would last very long….something tells me the first time you get it wet it will melt……right?
Pam
Given that they are discarded kiddie teeth, probably filled with cavities, I doubt they’d be very useful to an adult in need. But I’m sure he’s selling them on an “As Is” basis…
Rainbow Donkey’s not looking too pleased. I guess at $10 a tooth he’s on minimum wage…
That’s assuming he’s getting paid at all. Knowing Buster, he probably has some incriminating pictures or some other kind of hold on him…
ahhhh…. so that’s what happens to the old teeth. Cheaper than the implants from India which for some reason I get adds about. Buster is looking very well. Has he been working out? 😀
I think all of those round trips to the afterlife and back have begun to turn Buster into a possum of steel. He certainly isn’t getting ripped from having to drag the heavy “teeths” bag around since he has a lackey…
I had no idea the Tooth Fairy was such a shady character! And a tutu-wearing male with a tail, to boot. Who knew?
Is he even certified to perform dental implants?
All I can say is I hope he at least cleaned those teeth first. Kids are notorious germ bags, after all..