RAINY SKUNK: (Sobbing) Oh, boo hoo!!! Woe is me!!!
CHIPMUNK SQUIRREL: What’s the matter, dear? Did your deodorant quit on you again?
RAINY: Somebody stole my beloved rain gauge! I always carry it around with me just in case it should ever rain inside of The Nest… which given all of the acorns that have fallen on the roof this year, could happen at any time!
CHIP: Now who in the heck would steal a rain gauge…. oh, who am I kidding? Most of the shady characters around here would steal the Life Alert pendant off of their own mother.
RAINY: What am I going to do!?!?
CHIP: Maybe we should frisk everyone! I think I’ll start with those cute little ponies that hang out down the shelf from me…
RAINY: There are so many worthless critters hanging around here… this is just TERRIBLE!
BASHFUL: Excuse me, ma’am, but what seems to be your trouble?
RAINY: Some worthless, lowlife, mangy, flea infested furball took off with my precious rain gauge! I just HAVE to find it, or else…
BASHFUL: Rain gauge you say? Was it about (reaches up) oh….. yay tall and had a bunch of numbers on it?
RAINY: Yes! That sounds like my rain gauge!
BASHFUL: You’re in luck, because I just happen to have found it! And even better, I managed to capture some rain in it for you!!!
RAINY: You brought me some RAIN!?!?!? OH, Bashful! You are such a sweetie!
BASHFUL: Awwww, anything for a pretty little skunkette like you! Here’s your gauge back..
CHIP: Ummmmmmmmm…. Rainy, I don’t know how to tell you this, but…..
RAINY: This is SO NOT RAIN!!!! Bashful!!! What did you put in here!?!?
BASHFUL: Welllllllllll…. normally, I wouldn’t be able to tell you…… but like I just said, urine luck!
Bashful laughs himself into tears over the reaction to his evil deed and even worse pun….
RAINY: You, sir, have made me very angry….
CHIP: Rainy! Don’t…..
RAINY: You are going to pay dearly for this, Mr. Bashful….
CHIP: I think I better go stand back here…..
Bashful continues to laugh like a hyena in blissful ignorance of the wrath boiling up in the critter he betrayed….. who just happened to be…..
….. a skunk.
CHIP: It may be a bad day for Rainy and Bashful…… but somewhere out there, Mattmax is a happy camper…
Stay tuned for more of Bashful’s adventures to come as he will no doubt continue to raise a stink around The Nest before I send him packing back to Bacon (if ever!)….