RAINY SKUNK: (Sobbing) Oh, boo hoo!!! Woe is me!!!
CHIPMUNK SQUIRREL: What’s the matter, dear? Did your deodorant quit on you again?
RAINY: Somebody stole my beloved rain gauge! I always carry it around with me just in case it should ever rain inside of The Nest… which given all of the acorns that have fallen on the roof this year, could happen at any time!
CHIP: Now who in the heck would steal a rain gauge…. oh, who am I kidding? Most of the shady characters around here would steal the Life Alert pendant off of their own mother.
RAINY: What am I going to do!?!?
CHIP: Maybe we should frisk everyone! I think I’ll start with those cute little ponies that hang out down the shelf from me…
RAINY: There are so many worthless critters hanging around here… this is just TERRIBLE!
BASHFUL: Excuse me, ma’am, but what seems to be your trouble?
RAINY: Some worthless, lowlife, mangy, flea infested furball took off with my precious rain gauge! I just HAVE to find it, or else…
BASHFUL: Rain gauge you say? Was it about (reaches up) oh….. yay tall and had a bunch of numbers on it?
RAINY: Yes! That sounds like my rain gauge!
BASHFUL: You’re in luck, because I just happen to have found it! And even better, I managed to capture some rain in it for you!!!
RAINY: You brought me some RAIN!?!?!? OH, Bashful! You are such a sweetie!
BASHFUL: Awwww, anything for a pretty little skunkette like you! Here’s your gauge back..
CHIP: Ummmmmmmmm…. Rainy, I don’t know how to tell you this, but…..
RAINY: This is SO NOT RAIN!!!! Bashful!!! What did you put in here!?!?
BASHFUL: Welllllllllll…. normally, I wouldn’t be able to tell you…… but like I just said, urine luck!
Bashful laughs himself into tears over the reaction to his evil deed and even worse pun….
RAINY: You, sir, have made me very angry….
CHIP: Rainy! Don’t…..
RAINY: You are going to pay dearly for this, Mr. Bashful….
CHIP: I think I better go stand back here…..
Bashful continues to laugh like a hyena in blissful ignorance of the wrath boiling up in the critter he betrayed….. who just happened to be…..
….. a skunk.
CHIP: It may be a bad day for Rainy and Bashful…… but somewhere out there, Mattmax is a happy camper…
Stay tuned for more of Bashful’s adventures to come as he will no doubt continue to raise a stink around The Nest before I send him packing back to Bacon (if ever!)….
oh boy hahahahaha… we had such an adventure with a salad bowl, what’s retired now :o)
I guess that wasn’t olive oil….
Well done, Rainy, you sort ’em out! BTW, who stole the gauge???
Bashful, obviously. He needed to leave a “sample”….
LOL! I should have guessed…
Looks like Bashful is between a rock and a stank place.
You mess with enough critters, at some point you’re gonna mess with the wrong one…
Finally, payback for Bashful!
We’ll see if he learns his lesson. I’m not going to bet his penny-a-day fortune on it…
Ha!!! Yellow rain.
Golden showers, as they say….
Does it rain often in the nest? It hasn’t rained in here since the last time Gibbs went paddling in his water bowl. I had to check both the links, only to discover my evil twin had been there before me. She’s always liking and commenting on stuff before I do. Hrrumph.
It is the first time that gauge has had any “rain” in it…. and I do hope nobody thinks that really was what it was supposed to be. Photoshop (even a 5 year old version) is an amazing thing…
Rainy day Sundays always get me down. 😉
That kind of rainy day would bring anyone down…
Rain can put everyone in a bad mood!
That’s too bad for Bashful, because a power wash is still in his future…
I hope Rainy comes back!
BOL!! You R 2 funny!!
Louis Dog Armstrong
Bashful’s a lightning rod for my kind of humor…
I thought Rainy Skunk was going to pour the “rain” on Bashful. He deserved it. It totally slipped my mind that she could cause a stink. He deserved that too. lol 🙂
I’m sure it won’t slip Bashful’s mind the next time he wants to pull a prank on someone….
Oh dear. Now that is a stinky situation. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
You may need to give Bashful a bath or fifteen once he returns. I hear blue water does wonders on removing skunk spray….
Snorts with piggy laughter. OMP – I think you may be right. We may need to take him to a car wash to give him a thorough wash down for sure. XOXO – Bacon
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Lord have mercy friends. Go find out about the stinky situation that Bashful got himself into over the weekend. XOXO – Bacon
It seems Bashful hasn’t gained any wisdom through his travels. Everyone knows you shouldn’t piss off a skunk while in close range!
It seems all rocks are indeed hard headed….