Make It Rain

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RAINY SKUNK: (Sobbing) Oh, boo hoo!!!  Woe is me!!!

CHIPMUNK SQUIRREL: What’s the matter, dear?  Did your deodorant quit on you again?

RAINY: Somebody stole my beloved rain gauge!  I always carry it around with me just in case it should ever rain inside of The Nest… which given all of the acorns that have fallen on the roof this year, could happen at any time!

CHIP: Now who in the heck would steal a rain gauge…. oh, who am I kidding?  Most of the shady characters around here would steal the Life Alert pendant off of their own mother.

RAINY: What am I going to do!?!?

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CHIP: Maybe we should frisk everyone!  I think I’ll start with those cute little ponies that hang out down the shelf from me…

RAINY: There are so many worthless critters hanging around here… this is just TERRIBLE!

BASHFUL: Excuse me, ma’am, but what seems to be your trouble?

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RAINY: Some worthless, lowlife, mangy, flea infested furball took off with my precious rain gauge!  I just HAVE to find it, or else…

BASHFUL: Rain gauge you say?  Was it about (reaches up) oh….. yay tall and had a bunch of numbers on it?

RAINY: Yes!  That sounds like my rain gauge!

BASHFUL: You’re in luck, because I just happen to have found it!  And even better, I managed to capture some rain in it for you!!!

RAINY: You brought me some RAIN!?!?!?  OH, Bashful!  You are such a sweetie!

BASHFUL: Awwww, anything for a pretty little skunkette like you!  Here’s your gauge back..

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CHIP: Ummmmmmmmm…. Rainy, I don’t know how to tell you this, but…..

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RAINY: This is SO NOT RAIN!!!!  Bashful!!!  What did you put in here!?!?

BASHFUL: Welllllllllll…. normally, I wouldn’t be able to tell you…… but like I just said, urine luck!

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Bashful laughs himself into tears over the reaction to his evil deed and even worse pun….

RAINY: You, sir, have made me very angry….

CHIP: Rainy!  Don’t…..

RAINY: You are going to pay dearly for this, Mr. Bashful….

CHIP: I think I better go stand back here…..

Bashful continues to laugh like a hyena in blissful ignorance of the wrath boiling up in the critter he betrayed….. who just happened to be…..

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….. a skunk.

CHIP: It may be a bad day for Rainy and Bashful…… but somewhere out there, Mattmax is a happy camper…


Stay tuned for more of Bashful’s adventures to come as he will no doubt continue to raise a stink around The Nest before I send him packing back to Bacon (if ever!)….

 

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About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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28 Responses to Make It Rain

  1. oh boy hahahahaha… we had such an adventure with a salad bowl, what’s retired now :o)

  2. chattykerry says:

    Well done, Rainy, you sort ’em out! BTW, who stole the gauge???

  3. Merbear74 says:

    Looks like Bashful is between a rock and a stank place.

  4. draliman says:

    Finally, payback for Bashful!

  5. Does it rain often in the nest? It hasn’t rained in here since the last time Gibbs went paddling in his water bowl. I had to check both the links, only to discover my evil twin had been there before me. She’s always liking and commenting on stuff before I do. Hrrumph.

    • It is the first time that gauge has had any “rain” in it…. and I do hope nobody thinks that really was what it was supposed to be. Photoshop (even a 5 year old version) is an amazing thing…

  6. Rainy day Sundays always get me down. 😉

  7. Mattmax says:

    Rain can put everyone in a bad mood!

  8. BOL!! You R 2 funny!!
    From Vancouver
    Louis Dog Armstrong

  9. Arlene says:

    I thought Rainy Skunk was going to pour the “rain” on Bashful. He deserved it. It totally slipped my mind that she could cause a stink. He deserved that too. lol 🙂

  10. Piglove says:

    Oh dear. Now that is a stinky situation. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  11. Piglove says:

    Reblogged this on Piglove and commented:
    Lord have mercy friends. Go find out about the stinky situation that Bashful got himself into over the weekend. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Trisha says:

    It seems Bashful hasn’t gained any wisdom through his travels. Everyone knows you shouldn’t piss off a skunk while in close range!

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