A rock rolls walks into a bar….
BASHFUL: Hey there, baby! Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol?
SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no.
BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign?
SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!” Now go away…
BASHFUL: Can I buy you a drink?
SPARKLE: I’m good, thank you…
BASHFUL: How about one of my world famous free hugs?
SPARKLE: Look…. I don’t know what rock you crawled out from under, but you better leave me alone! I happen to be taken already (Shows off her 24 karat cubic zirconium ring from the Home Shopping Network).
BASHFUL: Aw, toots, I’ll bet he ain’t got nothing on me! I’m your knight in shining armor! Your artist formerly known as Prince Charming! I’m tall, dark and hand…. well, I’m dark and handsome anyway…
SPARKLE: I have a can of mace…
BASHFUL: Come on, Cutie Pie! I’m just the rock you need in your life! Why, if your man was here right now, I’d punch him right in the nose and win your sparkly heart!
RAINBOW DONKEY: Ahem…
RD: You bothering my wife over there?
BASHFUL: Wife? Oh, she’s YOUR wife? Geez, you’re…….. huge….. um…..
RD: I don’t appreciate it when hunks of concrete like you get fresh with my lady. I oughta take you down to the river right now and skip you out into the middle of the deep water.
BASHFUL: Oh dear…
RD: Or maybe I should get a jackhammer and break you up into little tiny pebbles and use you to fill potholes! Perhaps I should even send you on a one way trip back to the dark side of the moon…….. but I can’t.
BASHFUL: You…. what?
RD: I can’t because I’m a unicorn, and the bylaws set by the International Guild of Mythical Creatures states that a unicorn is never allowed to harm another living being under any circumstances.
BASHFUL: So you’re not going to murderlize me for flirting with your wife?
RD: Nope. Can’t do it.
BASHFUL: And you’re not going to lay a hoof on me if I just cozy on up to her and put my imaginary arm around her?
SPARKLE: HEY! Get your hand off of my…. Rainbow Donkey!!!! DO something about this!!!
RD: Sorry, dear. Not a thing I can do about it. Rules are rules…
BASHFUL: I can even give your wife a big ol’ smooch, and all you can do is watch me!
Bashful jumps on the counter and plants one on Sparklepony’s lips…
SPARKLE: (Spitting) Blech! Ick! You taste like moss mixed with vodka!!!
BASHFUL: And there’s no way you can stop me from bringing your pretty wife back to my apartment tonight so I can give her a, heh heh, “hard time!”
SPARKLE: Rainbow Donkey!!! If you don’t get this freak away from me….
RD: (Sigh) I must be a good unicorn.
BASHFUL: Ahhhh, the night is mine!
Or so Bashful though, until he heard a voice behind him….
SPONKIE 1: What are you doing to our Ma!?!?
BASHFUL: Hey, who let these little brats into this bar?
SPONKIE 2: We don’t take kindly to anyone who upsets our Ma and Pa!
BASHFUL: Aw, that’s just trash talk. If you two are this big lug’s children… then that means you’re both unicorns too, and are hereby banned from….
SPONKIE 1: We’re only HALF unicorn, Mr. Bashful.
BASHFUL: That doesn’t make any difference….
SPONKIE 2: And we’re also ALL Aussie. And nobody messes with an Aussie’s Mum and gets away with it!!!
SPONKIE 1: You tell ‘im, Sis! Let’s teach this little troublemaker a lesson about showing proper respect for other critters!
The two Sponkies get on either side of Bashul and use their combined horsepower to hoist Bashful up onto their shoulders.
BASHFUL: What are you two doing!?!? Put me down!!!! I’m going to file a complaint with the International House of Pancak…. er, Unicorns… er, whatever it’s called…… NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
The Sponkie twins toss the hot blooded Bashful right where he belongs…
SPONKIE 2: Good riddance to bad rubbish!
SPONKIE 1: I guess we better get back and help Pa get out of the doghouse he’s gonna end up in tonight…
BASHFUL: I sure hope this isn’t trash day….
And so Bacon’s friend Bashful has yet another interesting adventure while he crashes here at The Nest. Credit for all of the other critters who participated in this episode can be found here.
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
oh boy, I hope so hahahaha… but I guessed it.. to be a unicorn and to be always good sucks…
Yeah, it’s almost like being in a cult or something. I need the freedom to be a little evil sometimes…
“Skipping stones by the record machine…”
You got me! Even Google can’t tell me what that’s from…
It’s a mashup of Crocodile Rock. I was stoned when I wrote it. Shit, I’m stoned now.
This is high theater here! Sparklepony may be a mom but she still has enough glitter to attract the right rocks. And what nice sponkies she has. Dad needs to figure out a way to accidentally impale people on his horn.
I think anyone else would have tossed that glitter abomination er superstar at some point. But you still have her. Love it!
No way! I can’t throw any critter out…. even the trashy ones. Now my next of kin on the other hand…. well, Sparklepony just better hope that I never ever die!
I never guessed it would be the sponkies who put Bashful in his place! They’re a feisty pair, for sure.
Someone’s gotta stick up for the family when Daddy’s a unicorn. And to stick up for Daddy when Mommy reads him the riot act for being useless…
Yes, I bet Rainbow Donkey was in a bit of trouble when he got home!
Gosh…….that was better than a soap opera (well, let’s face it, almost anything is better than a soap opera)……Bashful seems to be named incorrectly considering the bold manner in which he tried to put the moves on Sparkle!
Pam
He may need to change his name by the time his sentence at The Nest is over with. My gang can bring out the worst in anyone…
Reblogged this on Piglove and commented:
Oh dear – that rock of mine is *always* causing trouble… snorts with piggy laughter XOXO – Bacon
Oh dear mercy me. That boy of mine will *never* learn never to thrown himself at taken ponies… snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
I think that may be the moral of all of these adventures…. Bashful never does learn his lesson no matter how many times he gets his comeuppance!
So very true!! Just thing of the stories he will tell when he gets home… you know the stories that can’t be told on line – HAHAHA! XOXO – Bacon
Good for the lil’ Sponkies. Not the ending I was expecting, but I like it. Let they younger folks take on the burden of giving that old rock a good tune up. Yeah. Senseless violence (as opposed to the sensible kind) rules!
I think pretty much anything that goes on at The Nest can be safely classified as “senseless”…. maybe especially the violence. If I’d have only had a wood chipper instead of a wastebasket…
ody & biskit !!!!! total lee awesum post two day…we loved it !! ☺☺☺
heerz two a bumblebee goby kinda week oh end eveeree one ~~~~~ ♥♥♥
{ bashful…ewe look….trashed……dood ~~~~~~~ } !
I’ll see to it Bashful is properly recycled. He’ll make nice playground equipment for some lucky park…
I never knew that unicorns were so restricted. I’ll need to be sure to have something other than just a unicorn around if I’m in a place I could be harassed.
I’m sure there are plenty of renegade unicorns around who don’t adhere by the restrictive unicorn code. Look for one wearing a black horn…
Bashful’s certainly shaking the Nest up during his visit.
I think RD should form a breakaway unicorn sect. After all, there are monks and then there are warrior monks…
As cool as warrior monks sound, I’d look for the truly rebellious sect that renounces celibacy…
That rock sure has a pair of stones, doesn’t he? LOL
Well…. I haven’t looked, but you’re probably right!
Ha Ha Ha! Well done rainbow Sponks!❤
I knew you would love this one!