Face The Nation

I think he's spotted me...

I think he’s spotted me…

What?

What do you want?  I see you in that window… pointing that weird black box at me!  Don’t try to act coy…

You’ve been taking pictures of me the whole time I was out and about enjoying my sqturday squirrel logoarboreal life today, weren’t you?  Why?  No, really… why am I so interesting to you?

Is it my good looks?  I’ll admit, all of us squirrels are pretty cute looking… but I’m nothing special.  You won’t see me starring in one of those lame sciurine based Super Bowl ads this year.  The squirrel girls don’t throw themselves at my feet… so I don’t get it.  Why me?

What’s that?  You say I’m going to be this week’s Saturday Squirrel?  Is that all I am to you… another furry face to show off on your blog?  Am I supposed to be honored about that?

This isn’t even my best side, you know.  But hey…. thanks.  Thanks for intruding on my privacy and broadcasting my ugly mug all over the world without my express written consent.  I owe you one…. hope you weren’t counting on those daffodils in your front yard blooming this Spring…

Oh, and don’t bother…. please, let me save you the trouble and say it myself….

Have a great weekend everyone!  And smile, because someone’s probably taking YOUR picture out there as well…

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About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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19 Responses to Face The Nation

  1. that#s a great honor… 87k people will give you a like today and a funny comment…that’s not bad :o)

  2. Lookin’ good Mr. Squirrel……don’t pay any attention to that guy in the house there with the flashy box…..although who knows – one of his photos might make you a BIG STAR and you could entertain at halftime on a future Super Bowl!

    Pam and Angel Sam

  3. Ally Bean says:

    That’s a fine looking squirrel. Not surprised he’s mentioning contractual concerns such as “express written consent.” He’s probably hoping to get signed with Eileen Ford Agency– being so good looking and all.

  4. Squirrels and their paparazzi problems. Who knew! 😆

  5. That must be your best side of your fur coat and face. Nice.

  6. I think he is a most handsome and worthy squirrel. Especially if that’s not his good side, how great is the other side, eh?

  7. draliman says:

    That’s a bit of a creepy Big Brother last sentence there…

  8. Seriously. That is one well fed squirrel! What are you feeding him? Oh yeah… daffodils… 😁

  9. Merbear74 says:

    No respect, I tell ya…

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