That famous warning graces almost every plastic bag in the known universe thanks to lawyers conspiring against Darwinism. What child (or possum) doesn’t love to wrap their head up in a nice, pretty plastic bag so that their face looks so neat and shiny when they end up on the slab at the morgue. Unfortunately, while they are very fluent in a language we will never understand, squirrels can’t read. Literacy is not a requirement for them to find food, shelter, and a mate to perpetuate the species… and their somewhat truncated lifespans do not allow time for 12 years of needless education other than learning how to avoid hawks and cats. I guess I will have to help a furry friend out….
HEY, SQUIRREL! PUT THAT BAG DOWN BEFORE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH!!!
Sigh…. so much for trying to help this week’s Saturday Squirrel understand the dangers of plastic bags. Well, he may be illiterate and not understand English, but he’s still got some street smarts…
Hey, that worked when we’d collect jars of fireflies as a kid…. kind of….
Have a great weekend everyone!