Give A Little Bit

What do you get for the unicorn who has nothing?

As those of you who read my Shelf Critter Theatre contributions are aware, Mitzi has a couple of eggs in tow that she somehow laid last month.  While everyone’s favorite flighty and flirty bimbocorn is trying to learn the basics of parenting before her spawn officially come into this world, she’s gonna need a little bit more than some smarts (and the support from whichever unlucky critter fathered them) to help raise whatever managed to emerge from those shells.  Pam from One Spoiled Cat made a casual inquiry in that first post as to whether there wold be a baby shower for Mitzi before the big moment arrived… and that got the wheels turning in my head.

Which is always very dangerous…

The Shelf Critter gang will indeed be throwing Mitzi a shower on December 22nd, and you are invited to contribute to the cause!  Not actually sending something, of course… but finding something crazy online, or maybe even creating it yourself… and sending me a picture or the link to that item so I can add it to the baby shower episode!  It might be fun to see what people come up with!

You should know that obviously I’m not looking for the mundane.  I want something truly creative, off the wall, and maybe even completely fucked up… just like Shelf Critter Theatre is!  Be as silly as you want!

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Thanx for the styrofoam peanuts!!!

Send the link or a photo of what you’d like to give Mitzi for her baby shower to my emails address (which can be found here) sometime before the 22nd (That’s the Friday after next!)  All “gifts” will be credited to the blogger who donated (Unless you’d rather give anonymously, then please note that).  I had actually thought of making this my Contest of Whatever idea for this coming February, but there was no way I could hold off on hatching the eggs that long!

Do not open before Xmas!

As a completely just for fun aside….. there is no telling what two critters are in those eggs of Mitzi’s.  The Hatchimals menagerie seems to cover quite a large variety of the animal kingdom.  I know several of you are just as curious as I am what species Mitzi will become a mother to…. so how about a guessing game as well?  In the comments, give me your best guess as to which two species of animals you think might be in Mitzi’s eggs.  If anyone manages to hit the daily double, I’ll have to find some prize to send them!  The egg hatching ceremony will be on the final Shelf Critter Theatre episode of the year, which will be December 29th!

Indeed it shall….

Don’t miss out on the fun!  Unless this isn’t your idea of fun…… in which case, what are you doing on my blog!?!?


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17 Responses to Give A Little Bit

  1. Merbear74 says:

    I wonder if there is a chance that Holiday Paul is the father of Mitzi’s babeh’s…

  2. Oh boy……….this oughtta be truly bimbotacular………I have some ideas (as usual)……..


  3. Has an ultrasound confirmed the sexual identities or does everything need to be either mint green or yellow? Both of which make me want to barf for any kind of babies.

  4. draliman says:

    Ooh, the time of hatching approacheth and the father remaineth hidden…

  5. crimsonowl63 says:

    Hmm, I’m going to guess Peacat &

  6. Okay. I’m thinking. Hmm. This isn’t going to be an easy one. I’m going to have to search for the perfect … whatever. I’m not sure what would BE the perfect whatever, but I’m pretty sure I read something weird about unicorns lately and IF I can remember what … a very BIG if … Hmm.

  7. Ladybuggz says:

    This is hard trying to figure out what’s going to pop out of those shells, twins for sure! I also have to think long and hard!
    Here’s Mitz’s Baby Shower Present! I hope she likes it! ❤ (it says it can be used by cow,goat,camel or sheep) so it should fit!

  8. I just googled “knitted dildo” as a gift idea for Mitzi. Clearly there are people out there much more twisted than either of us as it brought up results… lots of results… Meep!

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