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“Look, Ma! No feet! Or tail!”
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Well done Mr. Squirrel! You could easily be a circus performer – most squirrels are high wire artists so why not on the balance beam too?!
Pam
It might get them in the next Olympics. They’d probably look silly in the spandex outfit, and I’m not sure how they’d accommodate the tail in one of those things…
I’ve spent hours examining every pixel and I still can’t see the wires holding him up…
No cheating here… just the power of levitation. What, you didn’t know squirrels could do that? That’s why they never fall out of trees… er, usually never fall out of trees.
Truly caught in the act!
It was a very weird moment to capture! And with hardly any blur. I’m pretty sure he couldn’t actually maintain that position for more than a second…
Very cool! Now if you could just come over and catch the vindictive pooping squirrel in the act of pooping on all four chairs and the table on my deck I won’t have to banish the whole lot of them! Extra points for discovering why the pooper’s poop is twice the size of a normal squirrel’s. Things have been shitty around here!
Maybe the offender isn’t a squirrel after all, but just some critter trying to frame them? You got me to thinking that I’ve never encountered (at least knowingly) squirrel poop before! I know they have to poop somewhere…. but it always seemed to be as much of a mystery to me as where do squirrels go to die so that you don’t see the yard littered in carcasses?
Hmmm. I would like to think my little friends are innocent. But the only other animals around here that poop large pellets are rats and rabbits. I haven’t seen a rat in months and I don’t think the bunnies would or could climb on my deck table and chairs. Add to that the fact that the major pooping sprees have occurred when I haven’t filled the squirrel feeders and my angel-faced little friends are looking guilty as hell!
Now you have me wondering – where do all those squirrel carcasses end up?
The German judge gives him a 9.1.
Must be a holdover from East Germany still holding a grudge against the free world…
Nope, I’m a ‘Westie.’ We have high standards when it comes to squirrels.
Is he really that talented, or was he actually frozen to that rail…? 😛
Given the temps lately, frozen could be a possibility. That would be a bad place to get your tongue stuck!