Continuing The Nest’s radioactive theme of the week… this is what happens when a genetically altered squirrel is set loose in the park. Having grown to 50 feet tall, this squirrel is now too large to scamper about in the trees like his normal sized cousins. It’s a good bet he won’t be able to even fit his head inside of his old nest. I guess I’d be upset at this inconvenient situation too if I suddenly got too big for my britches and want to just stomp all over the town of humans who did this to me. History shows us again and again how nature points up the folly of man….
Beware of any mutant fifty foot tall Saturday Squirrels lurking around in your city… and have a great weekend everyone!
yikes! i will keep my eyes open !)
The good news is that he’ll be easy to spot…
I will avoid all Mothra type squirrels this weekend. Thanks for the heads up. 🐿
Be careful out there. And whatever you do, don’t dress up like an acorn!
Even at fifty feet he is still toxic cute!
This will be the cutest apocalypse ever!
WOW….that’s one dood who doesn’t have to worry about being chased by a cat or dog !!
Pam
I don’t know… some of those little anklebiter dogs can be pretty fearless. I doubt Squirrelzilla would even see them chewing on one of his toes…
Awww, Squirrelzilla is adorable! If my neighborhood ever gets flattened, I hope it’s by him. I would have to take my new dog and flee though. He’s got some bad squirrel karma. He seems to think his job is to keep the yard free of squirrels and there are some very angry squirrels who would love to tattle to Squirrelzilla, should he ever come this way!
I should have figured Gary would go all Fleabag on your squirrels! Maybe if the squirrels are put under enough duress, they’ll rat out the pooper…
Yeah, I knew my luck in getting squirrel-friendly dogs would run out eventually and it definitely has with Gary. I’m sad because Chip decided to move on to less dog-infested territory and also a bit relieved because now I don’t have to figure out how to deal with Pooper. He needed some serious potty training and maybe regular doses of Imodium AD!
Pity he isn’t a FLYING squirrel. A 50-foot flying squirrel would bring out the Air Force – in force!
He would be nice to have fly by during the summer (assuming it shows up) for some instant shade…
I’ll just hide behind this tree, they’ll never spot me…