I need to find a redwood.

Continuing The Nest’s radioactive theme of the week… this is what happens when a genetically altered squirrel is set loose in the park.  Having grown to 50 feet tall, this squirrel is now too large to scamper about in the trees like his normal sized cousins.  It’s a good bet he won’t be able to even fit his head inside of his old nest.  I guess I’d be upset at this inconvenient situation too if I suddenly got too big for my britches and want to just stomp all over the town of humans who did this to me.  History shows us again and again how nature points up the folly of man….

Beware of any mutant fifty foot tall Saturday Squirrels lurking around in your city… and have a great weekend everyone!

About evilsquirrel13

Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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14 Responses to Squirrelzilla!

  1. ksbeth says:

    yikes! i will keep my eyes open !)

  2. I will avoid all Mothra type squirrels this weekend. Thanks for the heads up. 🐿

  3. Even at fifty feet he is still toxic cute!

  4. WOW….that’s one dood who doesn’t have to worry about being chased by a cat or dog !!


  5. Trisha says:

    Awww, Squirrelzilla is adorable! If my neighborhood ever gets flattened, I hope it’s by him. I would have to take my new dog and flee though. He’s got some bad squirrel karma. He seems to think his job is to keep the yard free of squirrels and there are some very angry squirrels who would love to tattle to Squirrelzilla, should he ever come this way!

    • I should have figured Gary would go all Fleabag on your squirrels! Maybe if the squirrels are put under enough duress, they’ll rat out the pooper…

      • Trisha says:

        Yeah, I knew my luck in getting squirrel-friendly dogs would run out eventually and it definitely has with Gary. I’m sad because Chip decided to move on to less dog-infested territory and also a bit relieved because now I don’t have to figure out how to deal with Pooper. He needed some serious potty training and maybe regular doses of Imodium AD!

  6. Pity he isn’t a FLYING squirrel. A 50-foot flying squirrel would bring out the Air Force – in force!

  7. draliman says:

    I’ll just hide behind this tree, they’ll never spot me…

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