Photo taken: November 7, 2013
You’ve seen the photos on the internet. Maybe if you’re truly unlucky, from people you actually know on social media. They intentionally position themselves with a background item in a funny or usually preverted way. Think Deuce Bigelow posed in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. This squirrel is that guy…. er, critter. Not only does the corncob give him the look of a squirrel who is very much in the mood for…. something, but the strand of husk still attached to the cob appears to be coming from his….. ick. This squirrel is so disgusting. Come to think of it, he’d be very popular with my Shelf critters…
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Well indeed “PREverts” will see all kinds of things in this photo but I see a squirrel who has scored big time in the free groceries department. I see one little paw clutched to his chest wherein lies no doubt the one kernel he will be taking home with him to present to his wife who sent him off to bring home the groceries. As long as she doesn’t smell his corn breath he might get away with it.
Pam
Only one kernel of corn? That squirrel will be sleeping in the doghouse tonight. And sleeping with the dog is never a good idea for a squirrel!
Wouldn’t that be a little too long for a lady squirrel?
It probably would be. Maybe he had someone else in mind. Perhaps Mitzi…
Oh…my. There are no words. Other than yeah, this guy belongs on your shelf-give Uncle Snuggle some competition.
I wouldn’t want to see a, ahem, “sword fight” between those two!
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He reminds me of those old timey bottle stoppers the old folks used to have around when I was a kid. There was always an animal or funny face carved in wood with an extra long cork. But none were ever as cute as this squirrel.
I think this squirrel could stop a pretty long bottle…
I want a squirrel with short fur and a long bottle.
I think he’s bouncing around on a novelty pogo stick.
That would be something to see hopping down the street. Pedestrians everywhere would be checking themselves into rehab after seeing him…
That’s a BIG (very big) winner!
Too big!
I hadn’t even noticed everything until reading your post and then went back to look and now I really wish I hadn’t!!
Once you see it, you will never be able to unsee it…