Photo taken: April 17, 2015
The world has a funny way of telling you things. Say you were responding to a prompt challenge on your blog about ponies and thought it would be cute to grab the four My Little Pony figurines you have for some reason and line them up in front of the television to create a kind of Mystery Science Theater 3000 parody post. So you go about flipping through the infinitely shitty channels your cable service provides and taking pictures of the ponies “watching” various programs to “mock” for your audience’s pleasure. Then you stumble upon the awful Jerry Springer game show Baggage, a relationship show where contestants have to share their most fucked up traits with a potential date to see if they’d still want to be seen in public with them. Oh, this will be fun, you say to yourself! The ponies will have a field day picking some poor schmuck’s baggage apart! And then the young man’s baggage is revealed. And if you can’t quite make out what it says on the card up there, allow me to print it out loud for everyone to see….
“I have 250 unicorn figurines in my room”
The odds of coming across such a self-revealing screenshot as that while you have your very own unicorn figurines lined up watching it is….. well…… ugh. At least I know someone to team up with now to put together a kickass episode of Shelf Critter Theatre…