While my blog’s been churning out a lot of content the past few months… with the WordPress Helper Monkeys® kindly reminding me every morning I’m on my hundred and umpteenth consecutive day of making a post… the quantity of that content has kind of been more noticeable than the quality. My Top 200 photo countdown slogs on through the upper half… with some people probably unaware of what’s going on or why I’m hashtagging random numbers in the post title. Other than that, I haven’t made a single post in the past two months that hasn’t been a Saturday Squirrel, Novelty Song countdown entry, or part of my fascinating Shelf Critter Theatre tribute to The Wizard of Oz that about five people are actually paying attention to…
There’s been nary an unexpected surprise on my blog since I exposed the sham that was Westwood Promotions’ “Punk” compilation album back in July. Well, that’s not right… and I need something to break up the monotony just a little bit. So, since it was such a rousing success the first time around back in May… I’m doing my ask me a question shtick once again!
All I’m asking of you….. yes, you. The one who isn’t even reading this paragraph because you’re scrolling through your Reader clicking Like on every post preview. I want you all to ask me something. If you ever wanted the insight and wisdom of a professional smartass, or maybe wanted to know personal or private details about me to hold against me should I ever be stupid enough to run for public office… now’s your time to ask the questions you’ve always wanted answers to!
Everyone is entitled to ask ONE (1) question in the comments of this post of pretty much any subject you can imagine, and I will compile all of the questions next Wednesday and provide you with a thoughtful and likely ridiculous answer. If you want to see how this works, or maybe are too drunk or high to remember what you asked me last time, you can check out my answer post to the previous reader-posed question list here.
Sounds simple, doesn’t it?
So what are you waiting for? Leave me that all important question you want to see me answer next week! The deadline is midnight the night of Tuesday the 9th!