Day 2: NASCAR Nightmare
BUB: That’s five laps now that #90’s been dragging that stray possum around by the tail at 220 miles per hour!
TROLL: Geez, you think we should throw the caution flag?
BUB: Nah! All good Southern drivers know how to roll through possum guts!
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Poor #90, the balance of his car shot all to hell…
He won’t win the race, but he’ll get the loudest cheers for giving the fan favorite a “ride”…
I LOVE that Advent calendar! It’s got that particular flavor of morbid humor I so dearly love.
I was quite pleased with how it came out. I just wish I could “open” each tombstone when the new day gets posted, but that would require uploading a new image each day and that just isn’t worth the extra storage space…
Well those racecars race around the track in the mud so why not blood?????? Makes it more challenging!
I guess they’ll have to install bloodflaps over the rear tires on the cars now…
Another non-signaling driver strikes again. 👿