BDAC – 12/6/18

happy holidays

Day 6: Well, That Sucks

SQUIRREL CHILD 1: Wow!  What’s happening, Uncle Shadow?

SHADOW: I used my telekinetic powers to create a black hole behind Buster.  He’s getting sucked into the singularity with a gravitational pull even light can not escape.  He may be dead to us now, but he’ll never really die since time will crawl to a standstill from his perspective… leaving him to be painfully crushed into all of the other matter sucked inside for what he’ll consider to be an eternity.  Buster, you see, has just achieved IMMORTALITY!

CHILD 1: COOL!!!!!!!!!!!

CHILD 2: I remember Gramma used to have a TV that did that when you turned it off!

CHILD 3: Yeah, sucked that black and white Spongebob down into a little single… singu…. sing hilarity.

CHILD 4: You guys were watching Gramma’s old TV?  I was checking out Grampa’s Playsquirrels under the mattress!

LITTLEST: I’m telling Mommy!!!!!!!!


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Bored former 30-something who has nothing better to do with his life than draw cartoon squirrels.
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13 Responses to BDAC – 12/6/18

  1. I was with you on the “painfully crushed” thing, but the “singularity with the gravitational pull” made my eyes cross.


    • I probably didn’t even get all the weird science right, as the grades I got in my physics classes would attest to. Just imagine Buster getting smashed into an infinitesimally tiny ball that contains the matter from a billion stars. That should give you happy thoughts instead!

  2. draliman says:

    How quickly they forget Buster’s unending torment and move to other things…

  3. yes that sucks literally… why the little ones are always the snitches?

  4. Well, I’m disappointed.

    No blood today.

  5. Oh no, not the singularity with a gravitational pull even light cannot escape. *Sigh*

  6. Trisha says:

    That’s one death I never would have thought of. Very creative and sciency!

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