Day 14: The Gift Of Life
CHIP: Buster, I have some really great news! It turns out, you’re a perfect match for a young child in desperate need of an organ transplant.
BUSTER: That’s swell! I’ve always wanted to save a life! What do they need? A kidney? Part of my liver? One of my double chins?
CHIP: Just your heart.
BUSTER: My heart? Gee, I don’t know Chip. I’m not quite sure I can spare a part like that…
BIG SCRAT: Damn, possums sure are selfish sometimes, huh boss?
CHIP: Please put that thing in the cooler next to my beer before it goes bad…