BDAC – 12/14/18

happy holidays

Day 14: The Gift Of Life

CHIP: Buster, I have some really great news!  It turns out, you’re a perfect match for a young child in desperate need of an organ transplant.

BUSTER: That’s swell!  I’ve always wanted to save a life!  What do they need?  A kidney?  Part of my liver?  One of my double chins?

CHIP: Just your heart.

BUSTER: My heart?  Gee, I don’t know Chip.  I’m not quite sure I can spare a part like that…

BIG SCRAT: Damn, possums sure are selfish sometimes, huh boss?

CHIP: Please put that thing in the cooler next to my beer before it goes bad…

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12 Responses to BDAC – 12/14/18

  1. some people really have no hearts… like Buster…

  2. Awww Buster……have a heart, man……….oh – wait – you don’t do you??!!!

  3. draliman says:

    Oh blimey, Now, that is a nasty way to go. When it happens in films (usually done by a vampire or martial artist) the victim always has such a look of pure surprise on their face. Poor Buster 😦

  4. Trisha says:

    Yikes, that seems a cruel way to go! It seems no one values the lives of possums anymore. Buster should move into my attic where the critters are safe. Despite being able to hear them scuffling around, my husband doesn’t seem to believe they’re up there because 1) he sees no evidence of them and, 2) there is no way for them to get up there. And yet something is definitely up there. Sometimes the thumping is so loud it wouldn’t surprise me if it was a possum or raccoon!

  5. I would say “poor buster” but that might be a waste of sympathy!!

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