Day 15: Death By Nose
SCREECH!!! CLANK!
RAINY: What happened?
SAGE: We’re not moving!
PEPPER: I think the elevator just quit working!
CAPER: Great… we’re stuck in this elevator and nobody will come rescue me.
BUSTER: I’m sure someone will fix things up in a jiffy!
Sixteen and a half hours later….
REPARIMAN: (Opening the door) There we are, folks! Sorry for the inconvenience!
PEPPER: Freedom!!!
RAINY: I better not have missed a spot shower while I was trapped!
SAGE: I’m glad we’re out of there… I think that possum was beginning to stink.
RAINY: Probably because he died hours ago. Don’t know why… just stuck in an elevator with four pretty skunks.
CAPER: FIVE skunks, dammit!
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Well at least it wasn’t a blood bath…..just a stink bath.
Pam
The blood stains are more likely to come out than the skunk. We may have to run Buster through the washer an extra three or four times…
I think Buster the Sadist would like that……. 🙂
Hallelujah! No blood today. Tell Buster tomato juice works decently well on the skunk stink.
Hmmmm… is that really tomato juice or is it actually…… blood?
I expect after the first few minutes of stink he was more than happy to pass peacefully away.
Such a shame he didn’t get to stick around and enjoy it longer. Plus, he missed the elevator crashing to the floor after the skunks got off…