Day 21: Heaven Or Hell
BINGO DEVIL: Alright, possum! Let’s go!
BUSTER: Go where? Who are you?
BINGO: I’m here to drag you to the depths of Hell!
BUSTER: Oh. Will I be dying there?
BINGO: No. You’ll be burned alive and tortured with all of the other lost souls for all of eternity!
BUSTER: Gee, I don’t think that would make the fans of Shelf Critter Theatre very happy. They usually want to see me actually expire…
RICKY: Begone, demon! This matter’s in our Lord Critter’s hands now!
BINGO: Yeah, whatever. Like that fancy pants upstairs can deal with Buster better than a devil can…
RICKY: The forces of good triumph again! Let us rejoice!
BINGO: Let us not!
RICKY: Oh, go to hell!
Ashes to ashes…….and the Big Guy wins again! YAY! Of course Buster may disagree but hey – at least it was QUICK.
Pam
Lightning never strikes twice unless we’re talking about Buster. I guess it beats being put in a boiling pot…
Well there’s still time for that scenario! 🙂
The Big Guy does know, I suppose, that now poor St Peter’s going to have to deal with Buster at the gates yet again (I’m sure you did a comic strip about that “back in the day”)…
I think Buster has his own line at The Gates now… and it’s just an escalator back to earth.