Day 22: A Nightmare On Shelf Critter Street
BUSTER: (Awakening) Ah, a brand new day. After all those nightmares about being killed I just had, I’m so happy to be awake! I am awake, right………..?????
ZEEBA: Zeeba Krueger wants Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!Blood!
BUSTER: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEARCAT: Silly Zeeba! You’ve been in Mommy’s extra long Lee Press On Nails again, haven’t you?
ZEEBA: Blood red nails on Zeeba’s fingertips! Sweet dreams tonight, motherfuckers!!!
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I knew there just had to be one pre-Christmas bloodbath for Zeeba with HER being the bloodbath-er and Buster being the bloodbath-eee. Those press-ons are REALLY sharp!
Pam
As long as the glue holds, they’ll cut through anything. And I should see which of my unicorns is missing who “provided” Zeeba with the glue…
I shall never sleep again. Where’s that coffee…?
Your waitress with the purple and black stripes is bringing it out now…
Just what Zeeba wanted for Christmas – a good old-fashioned bloodbath! Hopefully that satisfies her blood lust for a little while. Still, I don’t think I would be able to sleep with that homicidal critter on the loose. Of course, with Buster always being on hand to be killed, maybe you don’t have to worry. Maybe….
Maybe it’s a good thing I usually sleep during the day… though I don’t think Zeeba cares whether the sun is up or not to get her fix. Hopefully the cats will protect me…. naw, heck, they’d just help her!