SANTA: Well shit! I guess that red glow on your nose ain’t from some genetic defect this year, huh Rudolph?
SCRAT: (Insert annoying Rankin Bass glowing noise here) Hic! Hic!
SANTA: We better get the fuck out of here before the cops show up and ruin everyone’s Christmas!
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Well I think Rudy still has a bit of a genetic defect thing going on besides that nose – I mean how many squirreldeer have you seen before anyway?!?!
Pam
Ha! They needn’t worry, the cops will just say “So who’d you kill? Oh, it’s Buster. Don’t worry, he’ll be okay in a bit…”
I’m glad this team wasn’t flying around my neighborhood on Christmas Eve!
The drunk squirreldeer were apparently flying around my neighborhood last week since they crashed into the local Burger King… which is still closed for repairs and I’m on a major BK chicken tender kick! Boozers have to ruin all the fun for everyone…
Oh no! I hope they get it fixed soon so you can get your chicken tender fix. I’m sure your local Buger King won’t be the only thing damaged before the end of the year. ‘Tis the season for extra drunk driving.