Welcome to another off the cuff Wednesday jaunt where we don’t know where we’re going, so any road will take us there. It’s Random Image Inspiration! After three months of trying this new feature out, I’ve decided to slightly tweak the Randomator formula so that the random Reader post will not always be from Wednesday morning. The first random number pool will expand from 1 through 20 to 1 through 50! Oooh, the possibilities! Now, let’s pull that first set of random numbers under this brave new era in RII…
39, 62, 59, 87
This set got us the most unusual two word search term the Randomator has yet uncovered, as you shall soon see….
The 39th post in my Reader was this one (going all the way back to Monday!) by Mariliyn.
The 62nd word in that post is “collapse”
The 59th word in that post is “voila” (Not Viola! as Phenny would say)
No stupid articles or prepositions or pronouns this time! Putting “collapse voila” into Google Images brought this up as the 87th result…
Ooooooookay, I’m sure that has something to so with collapse and voila. Looks like it’s crafting time at The Nest! I suck at crafts, so I’ll find some volunteers to help make something for you today…
FUZZYWIG: Dude, this better be important. (Looks at watch) It’s almost…
CHIP: We all know what time it almost is, Fuzzy. I’m pretty sure that’s the only time that’s ever on your Marley Mouse watch.
Hey, wait a minute! What are Snuggle and Mitzi doing!?!?
SNUGGLE: Dude! I’m fucking crafting here! I found this neon lead paint in the attic and I’m turning Mitz into a tribal ho!
MITZI: Mitzi, like, looks all totally fierce and stuff!!! Someone take a selfie of me!
Snuggle, would you please put that paint away! Our prompt today looks like origami…
FUZZYWIG: Origami? I think I had that once at Hung Lo’s buffet. Tasted like dog…
CHIP: No, Fuzzy! Origami is an ancient Japanese art of folding paper into other objects!
Right, Chip. I’m glad someone around here has some brains. Now, you’ll need some paper…
Oops, not that kind of paper!
There we go! Now, some tape…
SNUGGLE: Dafuq is this shit?
FUZZYWIG: Would you kindly remove this flypaper and get us some REAL tape?
CHIP: Now you’re talking!
MITZI: Can I, like, tape my boobies with that stuff?
No, Mitzi… keep your hooves off the tape before you get it all in your mane. Now, here are your scissors.
SNUGGLE: Fuck yeah! I feel like doing some running!
NO, Snuggle Bear! Didn’t your mother tell you to NEVER run with scissors?
SNUGGLE: Eh, what’s the worst that can happen?
SNUGGLE: Oh yeah, that. Hey, I got an idea!
SNUGGLE: Sponge painting!
CHIP: It’s like Jackson Pollack meets Zeeba.
MITZI: Aren’t we gonna, like, do some of that orgasmi?
Yes, this is straying way off course now! Get to work folding that paper. (Grabs the other paper) I’ll go take a dump while you all create…
Ten minutes later….
Ummmm, where’s your crafting project? And what happened to Snuggle and Mitzi, for that matter?
CHIP: You really don’t want to know the answer to the latter question.
I better pan the camera over to the right a bit…
Oh, come on, really?
FUZZYWIG: You were warned, dumbass. I’ll bet National Geographic doesn’t have photos of the exotic mating ritual of the neon tigercorn…
Alright, forget them. Where’s your art project gentlecritters?
CHIP: Right here!
That’s just a rolled up piece of paper!
FUZZYWIG: Dude, it’s fucking origami! I turned this ordinary piece of paper into a BLUNT!
FUZZYWIG: Did I stutter? (Fills his origami project full of the good stuff) I told you it was getting close to 4:20… so I’mma light up right now and forget this whole crafting class ever happened.
CHIP: I got next, Fuzzy!
FUZZYWIG: Did I hear you correctly, Chip ol’ pal? Since when did your square ass toke?
CHIP: Since I got tired of appearing in fucked up posts like this!