Share Your World – Week 18

I’ve suddenly become spam call central. Yay fucking me…

My manners suck giant possum balls, but if there’s one thing I can be nice enough to do for you all, it’s share my world.  That may not be much of a blessing unless you like your world extremely fucked up… though if you didn’t, why would you be reading my blog in the first place?  Well, with that crappy monologue out of the way, let’s get on to Melanie’s SYW questions for this week, shall we?  Let’s roll out the new and allegedly improved logo….

This is what happens when you fondle a globe too much…

Do you believe in soul mates? If so, do you think there is only one person meant to share that bond with you, out there in the world?

There are currently over seven billion people on this earth, probably double that amount who have already passed off this mortal coil, and untold billions more waiting to inherit this mess of a planet in the future.  At any given time in human history, only a certain number of those people are alive.  What if my soulmate was born 150,000 years ago?  Or maybe they’ll be born 150,000 years in the future?  What if they’re currently living in some remote outpost 10,000 miles away in Bumfuckistan?  What if my soulmate was just born last week?  What if my soulmate was actually born the same year as me, but got run over by the school bus when they were five?  What if my soulmate is a lesbian?  What happens if the total number of humans ever in existence is an odd number?

ENOUGH! My brain can’t take this!

Do I believe in soulmates?  No…

Ice cream cone, shake or other ice cream concoction?

After pretty much ignoring them my whole life, I’ve taken a craving recently to Drumsticks (Or at least the Mecca generic version of them)… which for the unfamiliar is vanilla ice cream in a sugar cone with chocolate syrup and nuts on top of it.  I already loved hot fudge sundaes… and that’s pronounced SUN-duh, I’m from the Midwest dammit!… with the soft serve pure white vanilla type ice cream you’ll find at a place like Dairy Queen. My favorite frozen treat would still be this, though…

You can’t beat a sno cone in a big ass cup on a hot day!

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

No… Rainy’s still pissed at me for making her wear this monstrosity in my SCT production of The Wizard of Oz.

OK, maybe this hat.  It takes a lot of fucking balls to walk around everywhere wearing a damned crown on your head and act like it’s no big deal…

Nah, there’s an Impossible Whopper with my name on it at Burger King, Arch.

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Oh boy, it’s BOGO day at the bordello!

Bonus Question.   Please share a moment of gratitude that you experienced during the past week.

Well, I’m thankful that we’re two days into our latest stretch of rain we’re supposed to have… and so far, not a drop.  That’s a damned miracle if there ever was one.  I’d drink to that, but the flood waters on the Mighty Mississip took out our water treatment plant over the weekend and we’re under a water conservation order until further notice.  Oops, looks like I snuck a bit of sarcastic gratitude in there as well…

I guess I could go get a drink outside (No, my backyard doesn’t actually look like this… only after an actual rainstorm)…


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17 Responses to Share Your World – Week 18

  1. that bogo deal would be the one even the mama would miss LOL but we are pondering now about soulmates… and we think… YOU ARE RIGHT!!!!

  2. Uh, that BOGO is doomed to fail I’m afraid. Too many folks afraid of some adventure and sleepin’ with such as they are (whatever it is that they are) would freeze the lust of all but a certain orange baboon who thinks he’s king of america and that he’s made it great again. That guy and those persons in the red dress(es?) with the good legs,but five o’ clock shadows from hell are meant to be together. Perhaps they are soul mates (plus one). Could be. Thanks Squirrel for Sharing Your World and tell Rainy (s)he looks absolutely fetching in that hat, but the witch wants it back now. The rain? Has come to Utah, which is why it apparently skipped your locale. I’m not complaining, but I’ve got mildew in places I didn’t know one could get mildew. TMI? Perhaps..

    • LOL! Yeah, I think the mildew report may be TMI…. but try a little Tilex anyway. I hope those two are soulmates, because nobody should have to be condemned with either of them for the rest of their lives…. unless you think the orange baboon should get a new pair of First “Ladies”…

  3. ody N biskit; we gotta agreez with dad; sno conez rool de roost round heer two !! N we wunder if catz haz soull matez… we gotta think noe with 75 million catz in de USA a lone; onlee countin houz catz…it wood be like a trillmillion ta one we wood find R’z ~ 🙂 ♥

  4. Haha, globe fondling, well there’s a concept I hadn’t heard of before! lmao

    • Heh! I remember some of the classrooms when I was in school had those globes with the bumps over the mountain ranges, and I always liked to rub my hand over them. I guess that would have counted as globe fondling!

  5. Quirky Girl says:

    You know, Bumfuckistan sounds like it could be a real place. Especially if it’s where one half of a star-crossed pair of soul mates happens to end up, with no hope of ever getting out and finding their so-called better half. Although I suppose that’s a slightly better prospect than said other half having been run over by a school bus years ago…

    • I’m sure Bumfuckistan must exist somewhere since there’s about 500 new countries that have popped up since I learned geography in school in the 80’s. And there is probably a Bumfuckistanian girl who takes pictures of squirrels, makes awful video plays with her stuffies, and is as antisocial as I am. That would be scary if it were true!

  6. We were just at the Mumford in Downtown Uxbridge and I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much water coming over the dam. It hasn’t rained quite as much as you’ve had, but it has rained a LOT and we have another couple of inches coming during the next few days. I’m shocked and happy that the Blackstone and its tributaries haven’t overflowed. Yet. But there are a lot of rivers where there didn’t used to be anything but a tiny brook. Pools on front lawns which used to be gentle dips in the grass. The ground is totally sodden, too. Mud city! But everything went green today, probably because we had a few hours of warm, dry sunlight before the next rain!

    • Everyone used to talk about the 1973 flood when I was a kid, and then we got the 1993 flood that shattered that high water mark (pun intended). We’re still a bit below the 1973 level, and even with the rain that was supposed to hit us this week falling farther north than expected, that runoff isn’t forecast to top the current crest. Other than the issues the water treatment plant is having (That it didn’t seem to have in 1993), the river levels don’t concern me much since our levee wasn’t even topped by the Biblical flood in ’93… but it would be nice to see four straight days without rain. We almost made it until it stormed tonight…

  7. Remember “the rain in Spain lies mainly in the plain”? I wish it would STAY there – we are up to our mossy armpits in the stuff and while things are greener than green right now, the WET is getting OLD. Wonder if the weather is better in Bumfuckistan? YAY FOR SNOW CONES – they even had those back when I was a kid so you know they’ve been popular for decades and decades!


  8. Ally Bean says:

    I take it you don’t watch The Good Place. It’s all about soulmates, finding and losing of said. You might not believe in them, but the show is fun. Hence I’d answer the first question with a big old *maybe* because I like to keep my options open.

  9. draliman says:

    I think you’re over-thinking the whole “soul mate” thing. Though Bumfuckistan would be an interesting location to find your life partner in…

  10. We hope you’re drying out somewhat. The rain through the Midwest and in Texas has been biblical. Water like that is scary stuff. Stay safe; we need you and the gang to wear more hats. 😆

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