It’s time to do the thing! The random thing, that is. Let’s take a wandering stroll down Google Lane and see what the next image up for bids is on The Nest’s exciting midweek feature Random Image Inspiration! Randomator….. do your thing!
7, 66, 62, 85
The 7th post in my Reader was this one by Pam.
The 66th word in that post is “our”
The 62nd word in that post is “beginning”
Well damn, now I have an earworm….
Wait a minute… we didn’t come here looking for music. That’s our Monday feature!
Entering “our beginning” into Google Images brought up this as the 85th result…
Oh boy, flower power and a light bulb. Hmmmm, that gets me wondering. How many reefer addicts does it take to change a light bulb?
Who knows? They’re still busy passing the light bulb around!
FUZZYWIG: Yeah, that’s about as funny as Arte Johnson falling off his trike for the 420th time. You’re cramping my mellow with these shitty jokes, dude.
Well, Mr. Mellow, why don’t you prove me wrong. Change that light bulb!
FUZZYWIG: Dafuq did you get this from, Tina’s Easy Bake Oven? Is this environmental hazard even legal anymore.
As if you have room to talk about stuff being legal.
FUZZYWIG: Oh, right. Well, where am I supposed to install this 19th Century lighting implement?
FUZZYWIG: Someone must have been shopping at Goodwill, or digging through Goodwill’s dumpster. Were they out of leg lamps?
Hush up, raccoon, or you might be the next one to be dumped in Goodwill’s….
SNUGGLE: Fuck yeah! Clydesdales! And I’m even drinking a cold one! What were the odds?
FUZZYWIG: I don’t think that’s Clydesdales beer there, laundry boy.
SNUGGLE: Hey, beer is beer! It all tastes like horse piss anyway!
FUZZYWIG: Think you can sober up for a minute and help me change this li…
SNUGGLE: Hey, look at me!
SNUGGLE: Man, I can’t remember how many times I woke up after parties looking like this! Someone get me another brewski in there!
FUZZYWIG: Sorry, no drinks allowed inside the cone of shame. He isn’t going to be any help…
BUSTER: Howdy! I was just passing through this part of the shelf, and…
FUZZYWIG: Are you any good at changing light bulbs?
BUSTER: Why, sure! Who can’t change a light bulb? Here, let me help you with that…
FUZZYWIG: I can’t imagine what the next picture will look like…..
BUSTER: Ooooooooooooh, that cleared out the sinuses!
Buster drops dead and burnt to a crisp by 1.21 gigawatts…
FUZZYWIG: Man, it smells like the Mecca deli around here.
SHADOW: Is there a problem a legendary Pokemon like myself can help you solve, small critter?
FUZZYWIG: Wow, I don’t even get talked down to that much by my rehab counselor. Why don’t you use your Pokepowers to change this light bulb for me, long ears.
SHADOW: Change a….. change a light bulb!?!? You want me to use my vast intelligence and superhuman know-how to do something as mundane as change a light bulb!?!? You insult me!
FUZZYWIG: Well, if you don’t know how to do it, I can…
SHADOW: Don’t know how!?!?!? (Pick up the bulb) Any idiot can change a light bulb!
SHADOW: Let’s see…. if I just set this spiral thingie in the jigamabob and….. ummmm…. maybe turn it…. no, that’s not it….. uhhhh…
FUZZYWIG: Righty tighty, lefty loosey, Einstein.
SHADOW: DO NOT MOCK MY HIGHLY ADVANCED TECHNICAL SKILLS, repulsive commoner! (Taps the bulb) I will get this light bulb (twists and turns)… installed and operational (jiggles the switch)…. before you can say….
FUZZYWIG: If you can’t beat it, blast it…. right, Pikachu?
SHADOW: Enough of this! I am not about to be made to look like a fool by this obsolete method of earthy illumination! Farewell!
FUZZYWIG: Oh well, I guess we’ll never get this tacky lamp lit up so I can find where I left my bong….
MITZI: Like, OMG to the Z!!!! Big, studly stallions for Mitzi to ride on!!!!
FUZZYWIG: Hide the children, the burlesque show’s about to start. Oh wait, they shouldn’t be reading this anyway since we’re bad influences.
MITZI: Giddyups, horsey worsey!!!!! You, like, totally turn Mitzi on!!!!
FUZZYWIG: Speaking of turned on…. let there be light.
MITZI: Mitzi can, like totally turn horsepower into candlepower!!!!
FUZZYWIG: Who knew…. sexual energy is the new green way to go.
LITTLE HORSE: Daddy? What is that lady doing to you?
BIG HORSE: I’ll explain later, junior. And not a word of this to your mother!!!!