Hey, it’s Wednesday again! That means The Nest gets to dig into the tampon box full of fun stuff for our next Random Image Inspiration muse! Once again, I don’t have anything special from today’s random image, but at least it should be a bit more coherent than last week’s bizarre rant on butterflies. Randomator, the numbers please!
19, 62, 86, 66
The 19th post in my Reader was this one by Ghost
The 62nd word in that post is “that”
The 86th word in that post is “here”
Putting “that here” into Google Images brought this up as the 66th result…
A middle aged man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts and flip flops walks out on stage, holds his left arm bent in front of him, and begins moving his right hand up and down in front of the gaudy looking layers of leis hanging around his neck.
“Isn’t this awesome!?!?”
“No, Dick, it isn’t awesome. This is the stupidest thing we’ve ever done in this bar…”
Dick isn’t paying Harry any mind and is now bobbing his head up and down while holding one arm up in a rock on sign.
The man on stage in the Hawaiian shirt continues doing the same thing he’s been doing for three minutes now.
“I’ve had enough of this, Dick…”
“Man, I wish I had a lighter to hold up in the air!”
“I need to find a new partner for this establishment…”
Suddenly, the man in the Hawaiian shirt stops flipping his hand up and down in front of his belly and brings both hands down hard in front of himself. Then he does it again. And again….
“WOOOHOOOOO!!!! Break it, dude!!!!!!!!”
The few patrons still lingering around the bar quietly get up and make their way for the door with worried looks on their faces.
“Dammit, Dick! We will NEVER host another Air Ukelele contest in this bar again!!!!”