Share Your World – Week 38

The Share Your World graphics department proudly unveils next week’s new logo.

It’s time for The Nest to share its world with the general public, even though my world is Rated NC-17 and exposure to it may be hazardous to your health (at least it is if you’re one of our lab possums).  We’ll do that once again with Melanie’s SYW questions you can find for yourself right here.  Now please put on your hazmat suits and buckle up as we tour Planet Nest…

Don’t give the world to that kid! He’s just gonna kick it out in the street and let some car run over it…

When was the last time you face palmed?

I don’t face palm, I’m an eye roller… and a champion one at that.  The last thing I clearly remember eye rolling to was the typically excellent job our evening unloading crew at work did at “stacking” the pallets of freight for us to pull out and work last night.  I use “stacking” in quotation marks because it’s more like “just throwing shit off the truck onto the floor and finding a hiding place to play with their phone for the rest of their shift.”

Kind of like this… only if they unloaded booze, they’d probably drink it instead.

When is censorship warranted?  Ever?

Not on my blog!

Well Troll, it looks like I don’t need to put a “Censored” bar on you anyway…

If there were commandments for the modern day world, what should (could, would) some of them be?

1. Thou shalt put thy fucking phone down when out in public.

Huh? Did you say something?

2. Thou shalt stop talking in memes and emojis.

3. Thou shalt return thy shopping cart to the cart corral, lest God views thee as a lazy fuck who can’t walk fifteen feet to keep the parking lot free of hazards.

I’ll just roll this right in the middle of that handicapped spot!

4. Thou shalt shut the fuck up.

That includes you. Especially you.

5. Thou shalt enjoy thy Good Stuff.

Now you’re talking my religion there, Moses!

And five more “thou shalts” that I’m sure I’d come up with if I had more time this morning…

What did you Google last?

Technically, I guess it would be the Jesus meme I included in the last question.  If we exclude images, the last thing I Googled was The Alan Parsons Project for yesterday’s Dusty Vinyl Archive post.  In particular, their album Ammonia Avenue

Another Google success story!

This week I’m not asking for shares of things people are thankful for

BOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Well, that sucks!  We need some gratitude in this post from someone at The Nest to make our Share Your World composition complete!  Hey, you!  You look like you have an attitude of gratitude!  Tell my readers out there, in your own words, what you’re thankful for this week…

MR. FOX: ……………………………………………….

Well said, as always, Mr. Fox.  We’ll take that thankful message to heart….

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21 Responses to Share Your World – Week 38

  1. yes… I wish the lazy people who refuse to bring their cart back will be buried in a shopping cart once so they can spend the eternity with it …

  2. Ally Bean says:

    Your commandments are timely. I especially like #1 & #4. Now could you make them so, please?

  3. I wish people would bring back their carts – what really gets to me is the ones who will bring the cart back to the “mid-parking lot cart collection areas” but NOT PUT IT IN THE STACK OF CARTS and just leave it in the parking spaces everywhere AROUND the stack! Talk about lazy. Yeah! I’m liking your commandments – you obviously have your finger on the pulse of Amurica (pronounced like George Bush pronounced it!).

    Pam

    • My finger may be on the pulse, and it’s a certain finger if you know what I mean. I think the rent a cop we pay to roll through the parking lot while on his phone should be allowed to ticket people who leave carts in the parking spaces…

  4. draliman says:

    Mr Fox sure does look grateful. Or sad. Or happy. Or something… those eyes… those eyes…

  5. Mr. Fox ain’t affiliated with that ‘news’ station – FOX is he? No wonder he looks vaguely stoned. Did Fuzzywigg share? I thought that dude liked keeping ALL the good stuff to himself. (and that’s an amendment to the ‘thou shalts’ that I’d add – share the good stuff. Not that I’d be partaking mind, I don’t do mind altering substances that aren’t prescribed). Heh. Thanks ES for Sharing Your Unique World and the SYW Graphic Dept will be processing your contribution shortly. 😉

  6. Oh for fox sake, Mr. Fox looks so happy, has he been hitting the good stuff? Lol

  7. Even better if you need someplace to park your repair trucks because your AC is broken, PLEASE DO use the handicapped spaces. There are obviously no other spaces you could use.

    • They’ll only use the handicapped spaces if the entire fire lane is already being taken up by other repairmen, vendors, and the occasional customer who thinks he can get in and out before his car gets towed away…

  8. Trisha says:

    I fully support #3, along with punishment of some kind for breaking it. I don’t know if god judges people who can’t be bothered to return the carts as lazy fucks but I sure as hell do. It’s one of my pet peeves. It’s just not that hard to walk to the cart return!

    • I hope the eternal “reward” for these people is what I commented on above… having their way into heaven blocked by a stray cart someone left behind. Then having to turn around onto the highway to hell…

  9. I’m especially grateful that the word censor is not in your lexicon. That and to #4 where I uncensored-ly comment: Please let that bozo ride this truck. 🙄
    |^^^^^^^^^^^\||____
    | The STFU Truck |||””‘|””\__,_
    | _____________ l||__|__|__|)
    …|(@)@)”””””””**|(@)(@)**|(@)

  10. Quirky Girl says:

    Sadly, I’ve come to realize that parking right next to the cart corall is among the safest possible places to park a car since far too many people don’ bother to actual utilize them. Jerks.

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