Welcome to the only weekly feature on WordPress that is unintentionally inspired by other bloggers! It’s time to whip up another midweek edition of Random Image Inspiration, where I select a couple of words from one of your posts and let Google and my demented imagination do the rest! Yes, YOUR posts! If you read my blog and I follow you, you just might find be my next RII muse! But first, as always, we need the Randomator to pull some numbers out of
its ass thin air…
25, 15, 5, 17
The 25th post in my Reader was the Tuesday Teaser by Pam.
The 15th word in that post is “well”
The 5th word in that post is “go”
My RII searches teach me a lot, and this time I learned there’s a movie distribution company called Well Go Entertainment.
Skipping over a couple of dull logos, putting “well go” into Google Images brought this up as the 19th result…
DIRECTOR: Alright Wally. Just thin her eyebrows out a bit and I think we’ve got it!
WALLY: (Clicks on some icons in an obsolete version of Photoshop) Right boss!
GIRL: Hey, wait a minute! What’s wrong with my eyebrows!?!?
DIRECTOR: Well, they’re just a tad too manly looking for what……. WAIT! Did you just question my….!?!?
GIRL: Uh, yeah. I look ridiculous! There’s no way I’m going on the set like this!
DIRECTOR: And just what’s wrong with the way you look?
GIRL: C’mon, Spielberg… look at me!
GIRL: First off, your “makeup artist” here made me look like I have two black eyes.
WALLY: I’m sorry! This CGI program is crap!
DIRECTOR: You look emo! Your character is supposed to live a troubled life and look towards the darker side of things…
GIRL: Dude, I am not playing a goth! I’m a girly girl, man. Gimme a unicorn! And how about some cute leggings rather than these gaudy MC Hammer pants you found down at Goodwill?
DIRECTOR: (Grasping his forehead) I do not have to put up with this from you!
WALLY: I’ll see if this thing has any wardrobe presets…
GIRL: Hey, while you’re at it, Waldo… how about you see if that MS Paint ripoff can do something about the fact that my head is about fifteen times the size of my feet. Seriously, director dude, quit blowing the movie budget on the local brothel and try spending some jack on a decent digital art program!
DIRECTOR: Wally, see if you can use the eraser tool on her MOUTH! If you talk back to me one more time, Missy, I’ll see to it that you never work in this town again!
GIRL: As if! I could get a contract at Pixar like that (snaps her poorly drawn fingers) if you cut a talent like me loose, mister!
DIRECTOR: (Throws down his megaphone and funny hat) That’s it, I QUIT!!! I’ve dealt with enough primadonna actresses in the business before! The only reason I accepted this job was to get away from fussy thespians!
GIRL: Oh please. We actors have a right to look out for ourselves too!
DIRECTOR: YOU’RE A CARTOON CHARACTER, FOR PETE’S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL: You trying to stereotype me, bub?
DIRECTOR: GAH! (Runs out the studio door screaming like mad)
WALLY: Woohoo! Now I can play Minecraft all day!
GIRL: Hey, ya think I could have his trailer?