I hope it’s true what they say about blind squirrels…
Here’s a scary sciurine monstrosity just in time for the Halloween season. May I present 
to you The Headless Squirrel! He runs about aimlessly through the trees searching for his missing appendage, because he actually DID lose it since it wasn’t attached to him. Maybe he accidentally buried his noggin with his nut stash, which he’ll now be completely unable to find without eyes. Whatever the reason, try not to be spooked by this daytime haunt should you come across him in the wicked forest. Don’t worry, this Saturday Squirrel is guaranteed not to bite…
Have a great weekend everyone!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
EEEEK! That’s a perfectly scary squirrel alright. Poor guy……he needs his own seeing eye squirrel!
Pam
A service animal to help him jump through trees and find his nuts. What a noble calling!
I suppose a “guide squirrel” would be similar to a guide dog……!
My squirrel has no nose
Then how does he smell
Terrible
*yeah, getting my coat …
This squirrel lost his head laughing at your terrible joke…
It smells a little bit musty, it’s an old joke.
Just in time for Halloween!
The perfect decoration for any yard…
Oh man zombie squirrel watch out! 👻💀
Zombie squirrels don’t want to eat your brains… they go for the….. well, you can imagine!
Eek! It’s Sleepy Hollow in sciurine form!
Bwahaha!
Er, not to split hairs (nor headless ‘squirrel men” ) but October is still two days away. Just in case you didn’t know that…. 😐 Hee hee. I saw a dad in the grocery store this morning in his Scouts uniform with his daughters selling CHRISTMAS tins of popcorn. *sigh* And here I am blithering on about early Halloween. It’s tough being traditional…
I’ve spent half of my life now working in retail, so my season calendar has long since adjusted to Halloween beginning after Labor Day, with Christmas bleeding in. It’s not quite as bad as the Christmas lights we once had on display in the middle of July….
If only. Just kidding. Mostly.😈 Happy weekend.
He’d forget his head if it wasn’t screwed on–I guess it wasn’t! But how does he remember where he put all those nuts?
He has a seeing eye dog to help him with that…
Gary would be happy to volunteer as his seeing eye dog!
Hopefully that doesn’t involve guiding the poor headless squirrel out into a busy street!
Nope, just into Gary’s welcoming jaws!