It’s time for The Nest to help you randomly get over that imaginary hump in the calendar by bringing you another exciting edition of Random Image Inspiration! This is the feature where my top secret random formula picks a photo off Google that I have to make a post out of. It’s hard work, but no pain, no gain! Let’s start with our weekly contribution from the Randomator…
10, 78, 74, 17
The 10th post in my Reader was this one by Marilyn
The 78th word in that post is “I”
The 74th word in that post is “days”
It is really strange how many seemingly random two word combinations this exercise spits out turn out to actually have a real world meaning. Did you know there’s a music festival in Milano called “I Days?” I didn’t… until just now!
Putting “i days” into Google Images brought this up as the 17th result…
Ladies and gentlemen…. welcome to the biggest concert of the millennium!!!!
The crowd rauciously cheers, smartphones held up high over the clouds of marijuana smoke.
We have gathered the biggest legends of music together for one night full of all star entertainment that you will never forget!!!
The roar of the audience is deafening as the lineup for this concert to end all concerts is about to be announced…
Performing on the main stage tonight, we have ELTON JOHN!!!!
Followed by ERIC CLAPTON!!!
THE GRATEFUL DEAD, complete with animatronic JERRY GARCIA!!!!
THE ROLLING STONES!!!
And a very special appearance by PAUL MCCARTNEY and RINGO STARR of The Beatles!!!
And now…….. ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!?!?!?
With the announcer’s very loud voice now silenced, it becomes painfully obvious that the crowd is deathly silent….
“Who did they say?”
“Something about stones?”
“WTF are the Beatles?”
“This is, like, such a ripoff!”
“Yeah, I haven’t heard of any of these guys! Were they the losers on that Voice show?”
Um… er… ladies and gentlemen, these are some of the biggest names in rock and roll!
“OMG, WTF is rock and roll?”
“Like, really! I thought Taylor Swift was playing tonight!”
“And Kanye West!”
“Where’s Ariana Grande!?!?”
“There isn’t, like, a bigger name in music than Da Biebs!!!!”
Uhhhhh… sorry, no Justin Bieber.
The deafening sounds of thousands of people simultaneously typing up angry rants on their Twitter accounts echoes through the arena.
“We didn’t come to listen to no names!”
“Yeah, or rocky road, or whatever you called it!”
“We better get our parents’ money back!!!!’