Every day is like Christmas here at The Nest this month…. well, at least until 24th anyway. It’s time to peel back another not-so-secret compartment in our exceptionally disturbed Shelf Critter Advent Calendar! Let’s hope we’re getting something better than calling birds on this fourth day of Christmas…
Oh great, a dope smoking raccoon. Lovely…
FUZZYWIG: Way to steal my shtick there, Narrator Dude. Say, anyway I could maybe put in another appearance on Day 20? For religious reasons, of course…
No, I’m sorry, but only one slot per Shelf Critter. Please just tell the audience what Christmas means to you, Fuzzywig…
FUZZYWIG: That’s easy there, Don Pardo. Christmas means waking up at 4:20 in the morning to find Santa left the good stuff under your tree!
FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! IT’S NOT MYRRH! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!
FUZZYWIG: It’s close enough, stupid mutt! That’s MYRRH-IHUANA. Whoever left this gift for me was indeed a true wise man….
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
4:20 is the right time for grabbing all the good stuff? allright we will be there oh yeah…
You gotta get up really early… even before the kids.
Good combination – “Frank’s Incense” and some “Myrrh-ihuana”……Tee Hee
Pam
Yeah, with that combo, who needs gold anyway?
I’m sure Fuzzywig loves whatever gifts come his way in the form of smokable “herbs.” lol
I just hope he doesn’t get Santa busted for possession while delivering the goods. That might ruin Christmas for everyone…
Myrrh-ihuana, what a great word! Fuzzywig, I hope there a big bag for you under the tree.
If there is a big bag for him, he probably won’t remember a thing until February…
I’d be concerned if I had birds calling on me. 😉
You never know what those birds are going to do when they sit on the telephone wires…
Myrrh-ju-wanna? BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
Just like in the Bible. Check Jamaicans 4:20…
Frankincense is always a good alternative. Just saying.
As long as it can be smoked. Fuzzy doesn’t want any useless gold he can’t get high off of…
I’m surprised at Santa. Surprised and, yes, disappointed.
Giving away his stash like that…
Now we know what the elves do when they’re not making toys. The workshop becomes a greenhouse…
Myrrh-ihuana! LOL! That’s a good one! And Santa can travel safely with it over Washington State. There’s so much myrrh-ihuana smell around here that no one would ever be able to tell Santa had some in his bag. Even if he passes through around 7:30 in the morning. No one waits until 4:20 around here!
I was just commenting to someone the other day about how many people come in Mecca at night just reeking of it. There was a time not too long ago when I could count on one hand how many times I’d ever smelled marijuana. Now it’s a nightly occurrence…
Has it been legalized in any form in Illinois? I thought the increase in myrrh-ihuana clouds was due to legalization here but maybe not!
We have CBD oil, but I don’t think the actual good stuff has been legalized here yet. But being a blue state, it’ll happen eventually. Then I can get Fuzzywig a real prop!