Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 4

Every day is like Christmas here at The Nest this month…. well, at least until 24th anyway.  It’s time to peel back another not-so-secret compartment in our exceptionally disturbed Shelf Critter Advent Calendar!  Let’s hope we’re getting something better than calling birds on this fourth day of Christmas…

Oh great, a dope smoking raccoon.  Lovely…

FUZZYWIG: Way to steal my shtick there, Narrator Dude.  Say, anyway I could maybe put in another appearance on Day 20?  For religious reasons, of course…

No, I’m sorry, but only one slot per Shelf Critter.  Please just tell the audience what Christmas means to you, Fuzzywig…

FUZZYWIG: That’s easy there, Don Pardo.  Christmas means waking up at 4:20 in the morning to find Santa left the good stuff under your tree!

FLEABAG: BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! IT’S NOT MYRRH! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!

FUZZYWIG: It’s close enough, stupid mutt!  That’s MYRRH-IHUANA.  Whoever left this gift for me was indeed a true wise man….

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20 Responses to Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 4

  1. 4:20 is the right time for grabbing all the good stuff? allright we will be there oh yeah…

  2. Good combination – “Frank’s Incense” and some “Myrrh-ihuana”……Tee Hee

    Pam

  3. I’m sure Fuzzywig loves whatever gifts come his way in the form of smokable “herbs.” lol

  4. Myrrh-ihuana, what a great word! Fuzzywig, I hope there a big bag for you under the tree.

  5. I’d be concerned if I had birds calling on me. 😉

  6. Myrrh-ju-wanna? BWAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

  7. Frankincense is always a good alternative. Just saying.

  8. draliman says:

    I’m surprised at Santa. Surprised and, yes, disappointed.
    Giving away his stash like that…

  9. Trisha says:

    Myrrh-ihuana! LOL! That’s a good one! And Santa can travel safely with it over Washington State. There’s so much myrrh-ihuana smell around here that no one would ever be able to tell Santa had some in his bag. Even if he passes through around 7:30 in the morning. No one waits until 4:20 around here!

    • I was just commenting to someone the other day about how many people come in Mecca at night just reeking of it. There was a time not too long ago when I could count on one hand how many times I’d ever smelled marijuana. Now it’s a nightly occurrence…

      • Trisha says:

        Has it been legalized in any form in Illinois? I thought the increase in myrrh-ihuana clouds was due to legalization here but maybe not!

      • We have CBD oil, but I don’t think the actual good stuff has been legalized here yet. But being a blue state, it’ll happen eventually. Then I can get Fuzzywig a real prop!

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