It’s time to let chaos and entropy do it thing in the virtual world with another post we’ll write from a photo that gets pulled out of Google’s bunghole. Yep, that can only happen in Random Image Inspiration… our little Wednesday exercise in creativity we engage in at The Nest. This week the Randomator outdid itself in pulling probably the most….. well, random word pairing yet to use as Google bait…
34, 100, 61, 38
The 34th post in my Reader was this one by Melanie
The 100th word in that post is “uplifts”
The 61st word in that post is “suspect”
Putting “uplifts suspect” into Google Images brought this up as the 38th result…
NAME: RICHARD WAYNE BONER
NICKNAME: Big Dick
D.O.B. – June 9, 1999 (Or September 6, 1999 if seen outside of the States)
HEIGHT: Yay tall
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: Small scar over left testicle, mole on right nipple, unicorn tattoo on shaved chest
WANTED FOR: First degree douchebaggery, misdemeanor prickishness, felony assault with deadly breath
HEINOUS CRIMES ACCUSED OF: Embarrassing family by posting X rated memes on Facebook account, pocketing all of the napkins from Burger King dispenser, failure to use turn signal in ’87 Yugo… ever, not picking up canine accomplice’s excrement off sidewalk, having the middle name “Wayne” like every serial killer ever, using the Baby Shark song as a ringtone
IF SPOTTED: DO NOT APPROACH! Suspect is considered an asshat and is extremely lame. Contact the proper authorities immediately… preferably the SWAT team, who could use some free target practice.
REWARD: There is a reward of 59 cents currently in a GoFundMe account for any information leading to a successful conviction
Please keep this notice posted on the post office lobby wall until suspect is apprehended, or the employee restroom runs out of toilet paper.