Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 5

It’s the original playtoy for the OCD, and here at The Nest, we’ve made up our own Advent calendar with the help of those lovably messed up Shelf critters you know and fear.  We’re already a fifth of the way to the end goal…. fittingly, with the fifth day.  And hopefully the surprise behind today’s door won’t have you reaching for a fifth to drown out any hideous scenarios that may ensue.  Time to open sesame…

AAAAAA!!!!  What the hell!?!?!?  Oh, wait… that’s just Hung Lo.  I barely recognized him with the pleasantly plump portion of his figure obscured…

HUNG LO: (Patting his belly with both hands) It take many, many pooches to give Hung Lo this amazing bod!

OK, I don’t even want to know.  How are you going to tell us what Christmas means to you if you’re Buddhist, though?

HUNG LO: Hung Lo not Buddhist!  Free your mind from stereotypes, grasshopper!

Well, pardon me for assuming a Buddha would probably be, you know, a Buddhist.  Well, if you’re Christian, then tell us…

HUNG LO: Hung Lo Jewish!

Sorry pal, but I’m not buying that.  You don’t look the least bit Jewish to me.

HUNG LO: Perhaps this will help?

What the fu….. that just looks ridiculous!  What in the hell is that supposed to….

MITZI: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!  You look so kyoooooooooot wearing your Yamaha on your head!

HUNG LO: Mazel tov, baby!

Oy vey….


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19 Responses to Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 5

  1. beth says:

    so cute and funny –

  2. HA! Good one…………say – has the resident bimbocorn had her way with Hung Lo yet? I couldn’t remember (but then I can’t remember what I made for dinner last night…….).


  3. I like the idea… a yamaha looks much better than underwaer on a head… Oy vey!

  4. Shalom Hung Lo, you are a lucky man having Lady Mitzi by your side.

  5. OHM, Yamaha, I couldn’t stop laughing, and believe me that’s not a daily occurrence! I think I use that line, lol.

    • I think at one time that’s what I thought the word was… or at least something very close to it. Growing up in WASP-land, I didn’t really learn about not Christian religions until I got to college… so Yamaha was close enough for me!

  6. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! Okay somebody help me up off the floor, where I fell, laughing my adipose off… A side note (engendered by the window pic of Buddha the Judea… (no stereotypes nor profiling implied by that last remark), is that lipstick the round gold fella is wearing? I never noticed it before, given the fixation one gets with the whole belly thing.. or did Mitzi spread him some love?

  7. I absolutely need a bicycle for MY head! Now all I need is to find one that fits.

  8. draliman says:

    Looks like Mitzi’s found her Christmas treat. I wonder how Lo he’s Hung?

  9. Trisha says:

    It took me a few minutes to get why he had a motorcycle on his head. But Yamaha… LOL! Too funny!

    • I never expected Hung Lo to become my font of corny humor, but he’s taken to the role quite well. And he looks rather fabulous with a motorcycle on his head!

      • Trisha says:

        That image of Hung Lo with a motorcycle on his head is what will pop into my mind mind every time I hear the word yarmulke now. (I had to look up the spelling of that!)

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