It’s the original playtoy for the OCD, and here at The Nest, we’ve made up our own Advent calendar with the help of those lovably messed up Shelf critters you know and fear. We’re already a fifth of the way to the end goal…. fittingly, with the fifth day. And hopefully the surprise behind today’s door won’t have you reaching for a fifth to drown out any hideous scenarios that may ensue. Time to open sesame…
AAAAAA!!!! What the hell!?!?!? Oh, wait… that’s just Hung Lo. I barely recognized him with the pleasantly plump portion of his figure obscured…
HUNG LO: (Patting his belly with both hands) It take many, many pooches to give Hung Lo this amazing bod!
OK, I don’t even want to know. How are you going to tell us what Christmas means to you if you’re Buddhist, though?
HUNG LO: Hung Lo not Buddhist! Free your mind from stereotypes, grasshopper!
Well, pardon me for assuming a Buddha would probably be, you know, a Buddhist. Well, if you’re Christian, then tell us…
HUNG LO: Hung Lo Jewish!
Sorry pal, but I’m not buying that. You don’t look the least bit Jewish to me.
HUNG LO: Perhaps this will help?
What the fu….. that just looks ridiculous! What in the hell is that supposed to….
MITZI: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! You look so kyoooooooooot wearing your Yamaha on your head!
HUNG LO: Mazel tov, baby!