It’s time for The Nest to put the Advent into adventure, and find out which of our crispy critters is taking refuge behind today’s door in the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar! Let’s take a peek behind slot number eight… or if you happen to by lying down, door number infinity…
SNUGGLE: WAZZUP DUDES!!!!!!
Oh geez, who invited this sleazeball?
SNUGGLE: Please! Everyone fucking loves me, and you know it! That’s why they let me sniff their laundry…
Alright Super Creepy Snuggle Bear, that’s about enough. Since you’re here, why don’t you tell your adoring fans what Christmas means to you.
SNUGGLE: Christmas is all about the children, of course! I love the children!
I’ll bet you do….
SNUGGLE: Hey, little cutie! Wanna come up and sit on Santa Snuggle’s lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?
TINA: Hmmmmm…. let me think about it…… NO!
SNUGGLE: Come on babe! Santa Snuggle’s got lots of candy you can have. I’ll bet you’d love a ride on my North Pole!
TINA: You’re gonna have a hard time delivering all those toys if you end up on the child predator list, Santa!
BEARCAT: What do you think he has under that hat, Sis?
ZEEBA: Who the fuck knows? (Pulling a machete out of her diaper) But I’ll bet it BLEEDS!!!!