It’s time for The Nest to put the Advent into adventure, and find out which of our crispy critters is taking refuge behind today’s door in the Shelf Critter Advent Calendar! Let’s take a peek behind slot number eight… or if you happen to by lying down, door number infinity…
SNUGGLE: WAZZUP DUDES!!!!!!
Oh geez, who invited this sleazeball?
SNUGGLE: Please! Everyone fucking loves me, and you know it! That’s why they let me sniff their laundry…
Alright Super Creepy Snuggle Bear, that’s about enough. Since you’re here, why don’t you tell your adoring fans what Christmas means to you.
SNUGGLE: Christmas is all about the children, of course! I love the children!
I’ll bet you do….
SNUGGLE: Hey, little cutie! Wanna come up and sit on Santa Snuggle’s lap and tell me what you want for Christmas?
TINA: Hmmmmm…. let me think about it…… NO!
SNUGGLE: Come on babe! Santa Snuggle’s got lots of candy you can have. I’ll bet you’d love a ride on my North Pole!
TINA: You’re gonna have a hard time delivering all those toys if you end up on the child predator list, Santa!
BEARCAT: What do you think he has under that hat, Sis?
ZEEBA: Who the fuck knows? (Pulling a machete out of her diaper) But I’ll bet it BLEEDS!!!!
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
Glad to see that even the holiday season doesn’t put a hold on Zeeba’s lust for BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD….after all, it is a Christmas-ish color!
Pam
Blood makes a great Christmas decoration. And you can keep it up for the following Halloween…
No, no, I really cannot celebrate violence against male genitalia – enough …
No bear parts were harmed in the making of this Advent calendar. I can’t say what happened after the cameras stopped rolling, though….
There are two ‘horror’ Christmas films out that I’ve spied (didn’t watch them. I’m depressed enough without gore)…one is entitled “Slay Belles”. Oh my GAWD!! Someone needs to be ‘punnished’ for crimes against the humor enhanced reader..
Christmas themed haunted houses are actually a THING now. Why? I don’t even get why people like being scared half to death on Halloween…
I can imagine opening number 8 and seeing that furry yet somehow creepy face looking back at you…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those kids are beyond their years, aren’t they?
They are beyond their years at least as many as Snuggle is behind his years…
Well, that’s one way to put and end to pedophilia – just turn Zeeba loose on the pervs!
Yeah, who needs Chris Hansen to catch predators when Zeeba can provide immediate and permanent justice to any fools. Though I fear for her boyfriends…