The Nest is counting down the days until Christmas with our very own special Advent calendar featuring my Shelf critters, who are working off their community service punishments by appearing in this series. Let’s open the door for the Twelfth of Never and see if anything better than Donny Osmond can be found there…
Oh, it’s Zac the overly medicated squirrel.
ZAC: OMG! People! Hello! Howdy! Wazzup? Howya all doing? I’m fine! Great! Ecstatic! So happy happy joy joy!!!! I think I just wet my fur!!!
Good grief, calm yourself down and don’t mess up your space on the calendar because we’re just going to reuse it again next year. Well, what does Christmas mean to you, Zac?
ZAC: Happiness! Happy! Happy! Happy!!!! The happiest most glad-arific and super duper time of the year!!!! Christmas makes me more than happy! More than more than happy!!!! YAY!!!!
ZAC: I’m so so so happy it’s totally the Christmas season! I’m holly and jolly by golly Miss Molly!!! I’ve just maxed out all of my credit cards, been invited to ten holiday parties on the same evening, have to get Secret Santa gifts for the entire office and my bowling team, and I almost got killed at Mecca trying to grab the last Baby Shark toy!!! Fun Fun Fun! Happy Happy Happy!!!!
LUNA: You look like you could use a hot, steaming cup of STF… I mean, coffee. Drink up…
ZAC: Glug Glug Glug!!!! Wow, this coffee is awesome!!! It tastes like shit and I love it!!! Is that peppermint spice I taste? Yum Yumma Yummy!!!
LUNA: Actually, I laced it with arsenic… ten times the lethal dose.
ZAC: Coolio!!! I’m lovin’ it!!! Glug Glug Glug!!! Happy Christmas to all and to all a happy slappy night!!!