How do we not look forward to Christmas? Let us count the ways. That’s just what The Nest is doing every day this month until the fat man comes crashing onto your roof with our Vatican unapproved Shelf Critter Advent Calendar! So, what unlucky critter are we going to find waiting for us on this Friday the 13th?
Gee, who’d have guessed?
BUSTER: Hiya everyone! I hope everyone is having a swell and awesome holiday season!
Keep blowing sunshine out of your ass like that, Buster, and you’re going to get colon cancer. Now, before the inevitable happens, why don’t you tell us what Christmas means to a possum like you?
BUSTER: Aw, there’s so much I love about Christmas! It’s a great time to be alive! But more than anything, Christmas to me is the wonderful and bountiful feast to be shared with family and friends! I’m even the guest of honor at this year’s Shelf Critter holiday party!
I think you mean the main course…
TWILIGHT: So AJ, would you like white meat or dark meat?
APPLEJACK: Naw, a possum’s all mystery meat! Just put a bunch on my plate, Sugarcube. I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse!
TWILIGHT: You ARE a horse, AJ.
AJ: I know! That’s how hungry I am!