Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 17

It’s all the family friendly fun of a Christmas tradition combined with the raging dumpster fire that is Shelf Critter Theatre.  The Nest is counting down the days until Christmas with our beloved critters who help keep you entertained on the days they’re not under shelf arrest.  The SCAC is on Day number seventeen, which will hopefully not be as lame as a Winger song

MITZI: Like, hisies!!!!!

Well, we should have known sooner or later we’d open a door to find the shelf’s version of a one whore open sleigh.

MITZI: Mitzi, like, always keeps her sleigh open like 7-Eleven!

That’s what I’ve heard, Mitzi… that you’re always open for “business.”  Speaking of business, I have to ask what Christmas means to a bimbocorn like you.

MITZI: Like, can’t you totally see the bling Mitzi’s wearing for the occasion?  Christmas is totally about the mistletoad!

I think you mean mistletoe?

MITZI: That’s totally what I said!!!  Now that Mitzi has her mistletoad hanging from her horn, it’s time for Mitzi to get her Christmas smoochies!!!!  Like, who’s first?

MITZI: Like, OM to the G!  I’ll need to totally put on some more cherry Chapstick….

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17 Responses to Shelf Critter Advent Calendar – Day 17

  1. omg what a waiting line… can we draw a number somewhere ?

  2. What a line-up! She will probably not only need more cherry chapstick but more mistletoad. That little bunch of ‘toad is liable to get squished with all the kissy-face action!

    Pam

  3. ghostmmnc says:

    hee hee – that line goes all around the block for everybody’s favorite bimbocorn! 🙂

  4. Aw. ❤ Christmas 'love' – bimbocorn style….That bear really has a ..koff koff.. not reader appropriate term… Koff koff for Mitzi, doesn't he? When did his sadist let him off the leather leash?? 😐

  5. The Cutter says:

    Ain’t nothing wrong with that Winger song

  6. Lady Mitzi looks beautiful and happy, she must love Christmas, too. The line is longer than Finnish people make waiting for free buckets.

  7. draliman says:

    Let no-one accuse Mitzi of being selfish with her affections. She’s such a giver…

  8. Oh boy…this could end up being a xxx rated Christmas.

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