It’s all the family friendly fun of a Christmas tradition combined with the raging dumpster fire that is Shelf Critter Theatre. The Nest is counting down the days until Christmas with our beloved critters who help keep you entertained on the days they’re not under shelf arrest. The SCAC is on Day number seventeen, which will hopefully not be as lame as a Winger song…
MITZI: Like, hisies!!!!!
Well, we should have known sooner or later we’d open a door to find the shelf’s version of a one whore open sleigh.
MITZI: Mitzi, like, always keeps her sleigh open like 7-Eleven!
That’s what I’ve heard, Mitzi… that you’re always open for “business.” Speaking of business, I have to ask what Christmas means to a bimbocorn like you.
MITZI: Like, can’t you totally see the bling Mitzi’s wearing for the occasion? Christmas is totally about the mistletoad!
I think you mean mistletoe?
MITZI: That’s totally what I said!!! Now that Mitzi has her mistletoad hanging from her horn, it’s time for Mitzi to get her Christmas smoochies!!!! Like, who’s first?
MITZI: Like, OM to the G! I’ll need to totally put on some more cherry Chapstick….
Evil Squirrel's Nest 
omg what a waiting line… can we draw a number somewhere ?
Nah, you can just hang around Buster and take his spot when he dies sometime before he gets to the front…
What a line-up! She will probably not only need more cherry chapstick but more mistletoad. That little bunch of ‘toad is liable to get squished with all the kissy-face action!
Pam
I hope Mecca has mistletoad in a bulk package… along with the fifty pack of cherry Chapstick…
Don’t you know that you have to pick a berry each time you kiss under a mistletoe? So whenever you have emptied the mistletoe, you have to replace it. Good luck, finding enough.
hee hee – that line goes all around the block for everybody’s favorite bimbocorn! 🙂
Mitzi is going to be there for a while, not that she minds…
Aw. ❤ Christmas 'love' – bimbocorn style….That bear really has a ..koff koff.. not reader appropriate term… Koff koff for Mitzi, doesn't he? When did his sadist let him off the leather leash?? 😐
The bear has a not reader appropriate term for just about everyone his balls set their sights on. At least Mitzi won’t get him sent to jail….. probably.
Ain’t nothing wrong with that Winger song
Hey, it must be December already…
And I was only teasing Winger’s rep. Seventeen’s one of the best hair metal songs ever…
Lady Mitzi looks beautiful and happy, she must love Christmas, too. The line is longer than Finnish people make waiting for free buckets.
When Mitzi is offering smoochies, the whole world lines up. And then line up again after they reach the front…
Let no-one accuse Mitzi of being selfish with her affections. She’s such a giver…
And she’s lucky to live on a Shelf full of takers…
Oh boy…this could end up being a xxx rated Christmas.
I think anytime Mitzi takes the stage, the proceedings have a chance to turn xxx rated…